Yeah so, I just got hit by a car.

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FunkMaster Flex Out of my element

Yeah so, I just got hit by a car.

Yeah, so I just got hit by a car on a busy intersection, where I had the right of way. The lady that hit me left the scene of an accident. I feel okay now, but who knows what it'll be like tommorow.

silver_tears Senior Member

That happened to me once. Thank god he didn't accelerate before he hit me, it was a pretty tame hit considering.

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.

Punkyhermy like memory in motion
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.

Are you really like this or is this your attempt to become a net pervert? 😕

Pink Maynard Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.
Too soon ❌

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.

Good thing you had insurance I heard it really messed you up.

Bloigen Restricted
Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
Yeah, so I just got hit by a car on a busy intersection, where I had the right of way. The lady that hit me left the scene of an accident. I feel okay now, but who knows what it'll be like tommorow.

Good, I hope you die soon. 😐

A.J Restricted

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Good thing you had insurance I heard it really messed you up.
😆

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
Are you really like this or is this your attempt to become a net pervert? 😕

Become a net pervert 🤨

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Good thing you had insurance I heard it really messed you up.

Yeah, I got alot of money.

Damn thing had Teeth.

Alpha Centauri Restricted

It would have been funnier if it were a juggernaut.

Then you could say "I'm 'bout to get hit by a juggernaut, *****!"

-AC

FunkMaster Flex Out of my element

I feel a weird pain in my knee. I hope it isn't ****ed up tomorow.

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
I feel a weird pain in my knee. I hope it isn't ****ed up tomorow.

What if its ****ed up on Sunday? Will you still be pissed?

Lord Bryan LOOK AT SIG.

Re: Yeah so, I just got hit by a car.

Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
Yeah, so I just got hit by a car on a busy intersection, where I had the right of way. The lady that hit me left the scene of an accident. I feel okay now, but who knows what it'll be like tommorow.

That was no accident btw. It's from Geico Colerone Family. Now pay up.

silver_tears Senior Member
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.

You wish ❌

FunkMaster Flex Out of my element

Re: Re: Yeah so, I just got hit by a car.

Originally posted by Lord Bryan
That was no accident btw. It's from Geico Colerone Family. Now pay up.
It was a black lady.....

FunkMaster Flex Out of my element

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
What if its ****ed up on Sunday? Will you still be pissed?

No, I'll be rich 😈

Lord Bryan LOOK AT SIG.

Re: Re: Re: Yeah so, I just got hit by a car.

Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
It was a black lady.....

Shes one of our associates.

FunkMaster Flex Out of my element

What was her name, where does she live?

RogerRamjet Playground Superstar
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.

just once?

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
Yeah, so I just got hit by a car on a busy intersection, where I had the right of way. The lady that hit me left the scene of an accident. I feel okay now, but who knows what it'll be like tommorow.

Infraction. Hit and Run.