Yeah so, I just got hit by a car.

Started by Spawn_Master3 pages
Spawn_Master Dickroll'd.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.
😆

FunkMaster Flex Out of my element

Originally posted by DarkC
Infraction. Hit and Run.

IDK though, she stopped and the passenger was like "Are you okay?" And I was like "Yeah I'm fine." And she was like "kthnxbye!"

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
IDK though, she stopped and the passenger was like "Are you okay?" And I was like "Yeah I'm fine." And she was like "kthnxbye!"

You should have exchanged phone numbers at least. 😐

Lord Bryan LOOK AT SIG.
Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
What was her name, where does she live?

Name: Sarah 'Car Crashing Whore' Tayula
Location: Apartment in NY, Little Italy.

FunkMaster Flex Out of my element
Originally posted by Lord Bryan
Name: Sarah 'Car Crashing Whore' Tayula
Location: Apartment in NY, Little Italy.

Wrong, the cop did a liscence plate check, and she was from Freeport.

Lord Bryan LOOK AT SIG.
Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
Wrong, the cop did a liscence plate check, and she was from Freeport.

That's what he WANTS you to THINK.

Because I can Defenestration

i've been reversed over 🙂 that was sorta funny, but the guy just left.... and i wanted to take a baseball bat to his car.. but i didnt...

i know where he lives !!!

hope your ok

Legion_of_Maul Cool Joe.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.

cool we are like the same age... 1991 and 1991 cool, cept i was in Dec.

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style

Re: Yeah so, I just got hit by a car.

Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
Yeah, so I just got hit by a car on a busy intersection, where I had the right of way. The lady that hit me left the scene of an accident. I feel okay now, but who knows what it'll be like tommorow.

😆 They obviously didn't hit you hard enough!

😆 😆 😆

Spawn_Master Dickroll'd.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It would have been funnier if it were a juggernaut.

Then you could say "I'm 'bout to get hit by a juggernaut, *****!"

-AC

😆

FunkMaster Flex Out of my element
Originally posted by Lord Bryan
That's what he WANTS you to THINK.
They obviously didn't hit you hard enough!

Ooh, wow you're really mature.

Philip_ll The Great

oh my GOD! did the car get hurt???omg_smilie

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style
Originally posted by Philip_ll
oh my GOD! did the car get hurt???omg_smilie

Good one 😐

FlexMaster Funk Out of my element

Actually, I think that the handlebars from my bike made a large scratch on the hood.

Nazgulinthedark Super Senior Member

I got hit by a car once...expect I wasn't in a car.

TheKingofKINGS! Sock Hunter

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It would have been funnier if it were a juggernaut.

Then you could say "I'm 'bout to get hit by a juggernaut, *****!"

-AC


The juggernaut *****!! Great net-movie thing

autumn dreams Help Me Think Of A Title!

Re: Yeah so, I just got hit by a car.

Originally posted by FattyArbuckle&l
Yeah, so I just got hit by a car on a busy intersection, where I had the right of way. The lady that hit me left the scene of an accident. I feel okay now, but who knows what it'll be like tommorow.

Isn't it a crime, to leave the scene of an accident? Did you get her plate number?

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.

lolabove

yeah right like you actually have a penis!
nice one!

hysterical

autumn dreams Help Me Think Of A Title!
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
I got hit by a car once...expect I wasn't in a car.

Same drivers don't like to stop at pedestrian crossings, and they come very close to side swiping someone.

natashia Senior Member

i got hit by a car once and i was on the right side of the white line. i was walking my bike up an extremely large hill. i ( or well my left arm broke his right side mirror.