AM can absorb thoughts...?
Scientists would have a field day with this one....
And still AM is too damn dumb. He would do what he normally does.
Say something stupid. Flex his muscles. Absorb his useless cannonball and proceed to attack Captain Marvel...only to fall off the Rock of Eternity and drift throughout nothingness.
Originally posted by Draco69
AM can absorb thoughts...?Scientists would have a field day with this one....
And still AM is too damn dumb. He would do what he normally does.
Say something stupid. Flex his muscles. Absorb his useless cannonball and proceed to attack Captain Marvel...only to fall off the Rock of Eternity and drift throughout nothingness.
He doesn't even need contact to take over someone's head to absorb their mind.
Originally posted by long pig
Yeah, he can absorb thoughts. Seemingly different thoughts do different things. Confident thoughts make him strong and so on.He doesn't even need contact to take over someone's head to absorb their mind.
So Captain Marvel just has to think gay thoughts. AM will turn gay and will want to f*** the bejesus out of CM.
CM being the brave and bold guy he is, will most certainly acquiese.... 😮💨
Thinking gay thoughts would make him strong if the thoughts were powerful thoughts of gay sex. Meaning if I ever had to fight AM, I'd lose hardcore. 🙁
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
If he's that powerful, they have to make him stupid.
But, he recently jobbed to friggin Spiderman and lost. WTF?
Originally posted by long pig
Thinking gay thoughts would make him strong if the thoughts were powerful thoughts of gay sex. Meaning if I ever had to fight AM, I'd lose hardcore. 🙁I guess. Or they could just make him a higher teir villain like when he absorbed all the knowledge of a superhumanly intelligent being. He ended up being able to turn into any metal or anything by thinking of the properties the material was made up of. He actually absorbed intelligence which makes him very uber.
But, he recently jobbed to friggin Spiderman and lost. WTF?
I accept you unconditionally.
Spiderman!? Shit!
Originally posted by Draco69
That's a mystery in itself....An old high-school swinger boyfriend maybe?
"GAH! Grrrreeaaattt SCOOOOTT!!"
Lois: Clark, who the hell is Scott?
Superman: Um. It's a..uh Kryptonian god who...watches over the poor and homeless.
Lois: I thought Krypton was a utopia...
ROTFL!
I am crying.
Originally posted by Draco69
That's a mystery in itself....An old high-school swinger boyfriend maybe?
"GAH! Grrrreeaaattt SCOOOOTT!!"
Lois: Clark, who the hell is Scott?
Superman: Um. It's a..uh Kryptonian god who...watches over the poor and homeless.
Lois: I thought Krypton was a utopia...
This is infinitely funny.
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
I know that you are a nice guy, and I love you for that.But things can't always be the way we want them to be.
You were wrong, and for whatever reason, we'll simply have to face that fact. But we'll face it together.
I like Blackheart too.
Understand?
Ahhhhhh. How sweet.
Yes Blackheart is very cool. He was also a very trite choice for me make when I switched to him, but I like him.
I think I might be able to face the facts as long as I have my Hostess brand Cup Cakes! No one can withstand the creamy goodness of a Hostess brand Cup Cake! No ONE hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha! 😈