At that exact same time, a Jew forged together an ark made completely of Pixie-Sticks, and set sail to a new world, or Idaho, little did he know that there was a stowaway in the ark with him. 12 year old, Ernie F. Noobula. Who then had blunt sex with every species of animal, minus the female race. And that's the short, but to the point, story of N00bs. Watch as their rituals force us to call them not gay, but ghey...