The Drunken Jesus Thread

Here are the rules:

1) No one other than Drunken Jesus can post in this thread
2) If you are not Drunken Jesus and you are reading this leave NOW
3) Anyone caught posting in here who is not Drunken Jesus will be crushed, using but my thumb and index finger.
4) You shouldn't even be in here whatsoever and should never ever come in here.
5) Main rule to follow is rule number 1, this is my house and no one's invited.
6) Drunken Jesus is the coolest ever and no one can ever be any cooler.

nah ill come in

Sweet, well it's about freakin time.

*Pees all over the place* 😐

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Sweet, well it's about freakin time.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Sweet, well it's about freakin time.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
I know, it is about time isn't it. Day by day waiting for this day to come and now it's finally here.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
I'm psyched.

So what's there to do here anyways?

Wait... are you Drunken Jesus?

😆

I sure am

Well then, you're free to do whatever you like.

Anything I want, eh?

Let's drink until we can't feel feelings anymore!

Anything.

Even make you my *****?

I'm sorry I didn't get that.

wow...mutiple posting....

Even make you my biatch?