The Drunken Jesus Thread

Started by Drunken Jesus40 pages

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
wow...mutiple posting....
Excuse me, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

*craps on the dog* my lawn wanted to give that present back!

Drunken Jesus, Drunken Jesus called you a fat ass ✅

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Even make you my biatch?
Umm... well... yeah I guess you can do that.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Excuse me, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
you noticed somonnes here finally 😱

Don't these people follow rules?

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Don't these people follow rules?
I guess they think it's cool beingt a little rebel, well I think it's pathetic.

Jesus is gay 🍺

nope, by the way you might want to give your dog a couple baths

Sorry, no.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
I guess they think it's cool beingt a little rebel, well I think it's pathetic.
Let's drink to all those little bastards who just want to feel loved.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
I guess they think it's cool beingt a little rebel, well I think it's pathetic.
😆

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Let's drink to all those little bastards who just want to feel loved.
Word up sista.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Word up sista.
HA! That was funny calling me sista, even though you very well know I'm a guy. You're a funny man, funny man that you are. Where do you come up with this shit?

grabs Jesus's beer and drinks it* thanks man

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
HA! That was funny calling me sista, even though you very well know I'm a guy. You're a funny man, funny man that you are. Where do you come up with this shit?
Years of practice.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
HA! That was funny calling me sista, even though you very well know I'm a guy. You're a funny man, funny man that you are. Where do you come up with this shit?
are you by any chance drunk? right now?

Yeah so I'm just gonna ignore all these people.

mind if i raid your fridge?

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Yeah so I'm just gonna ignore all these people.
That's what I'm doing.