The Drunken Jesus Thread

Started by Bun Bun40 pages

whoa... man... i though i was the only one who talked to myself 😄

If it makes you feel any better, it was great! She was a wild one, there was nothing she wasn't willing to do.

Originally posted by Bun Bun
whoa... man... i though i was the only one who talked to myself 😄
😉

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
If it makes you feel any better, it was great! She was a wild one, there was nothing she wasn't willing to do.
How's that supposed to make me feel better?

Did I say make you feel better? I meant make me feel better.

crybaby

I love your misery

You're a jerk

barkslaugh

Who was she anyways?

Your mom 😐

wha?

Just kidding... do you remember Lisa?

A little...you slept with her?

😂 notworthy man your f.uckin funny

No, her ex's ex's best friend's friend

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
No, her ex's ex's best friend's friend
We had sex with Jessica? 😱

OMFG you gots to tell me EVERYTHING

What do you mean "we"? It was just me, you're not getting credit for this one virgin boy.

Okay, fine fine. Details man. Details.

Nah.