The Drunken Jesus Thread

Started by Drunken Jesus40 pages

About my neighbors pool or about the whole thing?

The whole thing... I do that to you like every week.

Hell's your probllem?

What?? I live a boring life.

Oh god, please tell me you didn't

Didn't what?

Sore ass.

Oh me? no no no no no, I got someone else to do that.

You goddamn sicko... how don't I remember all of this?

I can't tell you that.

I taste crotch.

hahaha, oh man it was so bad, but next week it's gonna be even worse. I wrote down a whole list of things.

You won't get me again, but you better watch your back because I'm gonna get you.

I doubt it.

You'll see.

Okay. You know what I'll even help you out, I'm gonna go get super wasted tonight and then I'll pass out, we'll see what you'll do.

Oh yes we shall.

That's what I said.

skank

what?