The Drunken Jesus Thread

oh whatever
me and da mafia have pushed our in and frankly this distgusting place makes me sick
'pack up guns'
oh well clear out

Done

Yo

Whaddup my brother from another mother?

nah much man, just chillin.... killin. I picked up this chick the other day

Oh yeah, is she hot?

What kinda question is that? Of course she's hot.

Yeah, I know what you mean...

Okay so this is what you do... She's giving you head right? So right when you're about to blow your load you lift your hand up as if you're about to hit, she's gonna turn and look at your hand and that's when you jizz right in her eye.... then you walk away.

You have no respect for women.

Originally posted by Itzak
Yeah, I know what you mean...

But after that... the son of a female dog ate my popcorn. cry

Women are things.

Originally posted by Itzak
But after that... the son of a female dog ate my popcorn. cry

icon5_2 That bastard!

Originally posted by Itzak
icon5_2 That bastard!

B!tch, actually. cry

Did you invite this guy in here?

No, I thought you did.

I didn't invite him

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Did you invite this guy in here?

He came with the pants.

Pathetic little low life bastards just barging in here wanting to feel involved when no one really cares about them, they know they're being ignored so they become more and more annoying. Until someone knocks him out.

Originally posted by deathtodraco
oh whatever
me and da mafia have pushed our in and frankly this distgusting place makes me sick
'pack up guns'
oh well clear out

Seriously?

Don't make my Juggernaut Slap You, Ho.