The Drunken Jesus Thread

Same old same old

I hear you there

I see you have a new sig and av... great movie.

Yeah, I rented that movie again not too long ago... i should really buy it.

There's a lot of other must-own movies that you don't have.

I know, I know, I just don't have the money right now.

Get off your ass and get a job.

Hey... shut up.

what, do you expect to get a job sitting on your ass all day in the basement?

Well, I have a much better chance getting a job when school's back.

True, but still. Don't you get bored?

Until I put on the porn. Then I'm good for a bout 3 and a half minutes, and then I'm back to bordem.

So you enjoy 3 and a half minutes of your day every day. That's nice.

It depends. Sometimes it can go up to 7 minutes, 10 and a half or maybe even 14 minutes. All depends on my mood.

This thread is now open to all.

**** are you doing?

I can't spend forever in this thread alone.

Oh yes you goddamn will, I don't want those freaks in here.

*Walks in*

😂 WTF?

*Walks out*

Originally posted by Cerberus
*Walks in*

😂 WTF?

*Walks out*