Whats Great about being a Male

Real men are mean to people their own size. Cowards pick on children, women, and animals.0

I'm not mean and I don't pick on women, children and animals 😕

cuz you're the cowardly lion???? 😉

you mean the big bad wolf is going to eat us?
*starts to cry*

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

but ... but... weren't you going to scare him away?

*hides behind yerssss*

for some reason, I don't think that's very reassuring!
Let's hope that wolf doesn't show up!

Why Grandma Yerssot, what lovely big teeth you have. 🙄

That's to eat more chocolate and waffles 😄

*takes away the chocolate and waffles and pushes Ush in his path*

She can't do that! Tickle her...or something!

Not the tickling. Anything but the tickling.

You'll bring the waffles and the chocolate to me

I would but I gave them to Goldmember the Dutch

*waves hand*
you will go home and rethink your life

*stands there with hands on hip wondering why a giant waffle is trying to scre her over*

want a hint?

*waves hand*

yerssot, you will go home and make waffles for all.

*in monotone voice*
I will go home and make waffles for me