Whats Great about being a Male

You think acid can defeat the Queen of all Malls? The Goddess of Shopping? The Master of the Charge It?

no, but your breath would smell better with it 😄

*snorts* Is that the best you can do?

Shopping....

*drools like Homer*

I bought another pair of sandals on saturday. I think I have 14 pairs now.

as long as you dont have socks on when you wear the sandals 😱

😂

What are they Gundy.........Adidas Jerusalam? 😄

Jesus Nikes?

Hehehe.

No finti, I don't wear socks with my sandals. Thats idiotic.

Ooooh, wear WHITE socks in them..... Sexy..... NOT!!!

Well I just got a pedicure too. My toenails are now painted with "International Date Line".

Pic please.

You really want a picture of my toes ?

*smacks head*

Why am I asking him that ?

Yup. Slap those feet on the scanner.

Why stop there, let's get a fully body scan posted. We promise to look purely at the artistic content of it.

Ah no.... that's private teriitory. I can's share that piece of art. 😄

So when Corran gets Playboy, he only reads the articles. 😂

Pfffft!...... by the time Corran's finished with Playboy, there's only a front and back page to look at! 😱

Hey stop going through my trash.

not even to search some cookies?

Corran - 😂 😂 😂

You've discovered Mech's hidden talent. Dumpster Diving.