The SelphieT and Scythe half.....blah de blah?
Deep in the void, I grew tired of people reaching out to touch my sexy hair. So I called Ghostbusters. They said they don't deal with n00bie pests, and forwarded Scythe's number to me. Surprisingly, Scythe being 100 years old led me to believe that his number was 666. I called him, and his head explodedededed, BOOM ACTUAL THREAD! Happy cynical flying goat, bring us death and creepy crappy comedy!
Originally posted by SelphieT
Deep in the void, I grew tired of people reaching out to touch my sexy hair. So I called Ghostbusters. They said they don't deal with n00bie pests, and forwarded Scythe's number to me. Surprisingly, Scythe being 100 years old led me to believe that his number was 666. I called him, and his head explodedededed, BOOM ACTUAL THREAD! Happy cynical flying goat, bring us death and creepy crappy comedy!
😑 uh no offense but
white ppl 😐
Originally posted by Scythe
Let's go huntin', I get dibs on first shot. We'll hunt elusive helium filled balloons that children have unwittingly let go due to something else better stealing their attention!fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap!!
okay, thank goodness you added me and not Dick Cheneys last hunting partner, whew!
Originally posted by Scythe
I thought about that, but then I fear the snakes will make a home in the non-surgical holes I have covering my body thanks to that bald d00d. And to charge them rent, no one accepts snake cash...
non surgical holes...........I won't ask 😄
well.........we could get some giant mongooses for them giant snakes 😉
Well I doubt penis...er, I mean, Dick is a surgeon. He made swiss cheese out of me! And he didn't buy me a drink after filling my up with holes. (Wonder how many women have said that...?)
As for the mongeese....? Is that right? Mongeese? The hell am I sellin'?TM Yeah, anyways, the "mongeese" would be huge right? They'de eat me. Then poop me out, and burn their Scythe-poo...
Originally posted by Scythe
Well I doubt penis...er, I mean, Dick is a surgeon. He made swiss cheese out of me! And he didn't buy me a drink after filling my up with holes. (Wonder how many women have said that...?)As for the mongeese....? Is that right? Mongeese? The hell am I sellin'?TM Yeah, anyways, the "mongeese" would be huge right? They'de eat me. Then poop me out, and burn their Scythe-poo...
well........some.......happy women? 😂 I don't know!
scythe poo eh? hmmmmmm, what eats mongeese? ......thats a tough question.........damn.
Re: The SelphieT and Scythe half.....blah de blah?
Originally posted by SelphieT
Deep in the void, I grew tired of people reaching out to touch my sexy hair. So I called Ghostbusters. They said they don't deal with n00bie pests, and forwarded Scythe's number to me. Surprisingly, Scythe being 100 years old led me to believe that his number was 666. I called him, and his head explodedededed, BOOM ACTUAL THREAD! Happy cynical flying goat, bring us death and creepy crappy comedy!
That's hot... I can actually feel my brain oozing out of my ears. Give me more eyes