The SelphieT and Scythe half.....blah de blah?

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Scythe The Goat

This is my goat, his name is Baphomet. Look how cute he ish!

SelphieT you teasing like you do

maaaaaaan, I wish I had a goat...........

Scythe The Goat

It's a shame I had to murder his family to make this cake!!

SelphieT you teasing like you do

this is my sl*t...........and this is my a.sswhole

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
It's a shame I had to murder his family to make this cake!!

mmmmmm, goat cake, looks del-ish

Scythe The Goat

I'm kidding! That's the cake my neglected fanbase sh*t out for me on account that it was my two decade anniversary.

........GOATS!!

Scythe The Goat

Sarcasm taken Selphie...

SelphieT you teasing like you do

family portrait?

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
Sarcasm taken Selphie...

yes.......I'm am simply mesmerized😱

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by SelphieT
family portrait?

HAHAHAHAhahaha, you made Sangria go up my nostrils......ouch.

Truly one for the wall don't ya say? I remember those days when meh mommeh used to say:

"DAMN IT YOU GOD-FORSAKEN KID!"

Because "Kids" are the scientific word for young goat, I call them goatlings, but I'm not a scientist.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Originally posted by Scythe
HAHAHAHAhahaha, you made Sangria go up my nostrils......ouch.

Truly one for the wall don't ya say? I remember those days when meh mommeh used to say:

"DAMN IT YOU GOD-FORSAKEN KID!"

Because "Kids" are the scientific word for young goat, I call them goatlings, but I'm not a scientist.

goatlings, thats awesome, 😂

yeah, got a burning sensation in your nosey holes?

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by SelphieT
yeah, got a burning sensation in your nosey holes?

Among other things......wait, what?!

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
Among other things......wait, what?!

...............you.

Scythe The Goat

Yes, I do love my fun hole don't I?

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
Yes, I do love my fun hole don't I?

fun hole......Liz is not following...............donkey......makes me smile.....

Scythe The Goat

Hahaha, look at that pathetic excuse of a horse. Hahaha.

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
Hahaha, look at that pathetic excuse of a horse. Hahaha.

horses are dumb. Donkeys are well educated. *makes a pair of glasses appear on face, then pushes them up nose*

Scythe The Goat

And they get laid alot. Have you been to Mexico? Yeah.... I've seen things that would make a small boy's head explode.

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
And they get laid alot. Have you been to Mexico? Yeah.... I've seen things that would make a small boy's head explode.

nope, I've never been on the roaaaaaad to mexicoooooo

Scythe The Goat

huh...