The SelphieT and Scythe half.....blah de blah?

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SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
Whatever you're selling...I DON'T WANT IT!!

I wouldn't want it either.........

Darkstorm Zero Master of all Decepticons

You don't want the tonnes and tonnes of disposable plastic explosives I just packed into your room?

Darn....

*Goes back and starts lugging the huge boxes of explosives back down the stairs.*

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
You don't want the tonnes and tonnes of disposable plastic explosives I just packed into your room?

Darn....

*Goes back and starts lugging the huge boxes of explosives back down the stairs.*

WAIT!

.......do you have any idea how hot those would be in bed? I'll take them!

Darkstorm Zero Master of all Decepticons

Coolies! just don't have any live detonators in the stuff and you can keep it!

*At least until my next mission...*

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Yay for plastic explosives! I'll have to hide them though, or Scythe will chew on them.

Darkstorm Zero Master of all Decepticons

That would be very bad... Semtex rots the teeth faster than any candy, especially if he smokes 😛

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Oh thank goodness. No, he doesn't smoke. However, he's on his fifth pair of dentures. I told him to stop chewing on his dildo. But goats never listen.

Darkstorm Zero Master of all Decepticons

Ouch......

Thats bad..........

SelphieT you teasing like you do

I know, but I love him so, I keep on buying him new ones. Dentures and dildos 😊

You've got to take good care of your big brother.

Darkstorm Zero Master of all Decepticons

Yeah.... but jawbusting dildo's..... what the hell does he use it on? Rocks?

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Yeah.... but jawbusting dildo's..... what the hell does he use it on? Rocks?

Your ears and eyes, and testicles would explode if I told you.

Darkstorm Zero Master of all Decepticons

Heh, i've had worse.... SPEAK TO MEEE!

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Heh, i've had worse.... SPEAK TO MEEE!

Well, you'd have to ask Scythe. I'd also turn into a giant badger if I told you, and then I'd maul you. That's one drawback about not being Scythe.

Darkstorm Zero Master of all Decepticons

Always a 2nd catch...

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Always a 2nd catch...

Yeah, you get used to it, with all the foul balls around here.

Darkstorm Zero Master of all Decepticons

Lol.

Dublarmtundra.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Lol.

Dublarmtundra.

Get outta here! *prods you*

Darkstorm Zero Master of all Decepticons

Ow!

What did I say?!

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Ow!

What did I say?!

"Lol." THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID! *prods again*

Darkstorm Zero Master of all Decepticons

Ow!

Cutr that out, or I'll start thinking your prodding me for something else!