Nope.
Jigsaw got at me.
I woke up with Gangrene in both legs, spreading up to my upper body. If it got that far I would die.
My Girlfriend was on the floor next to me just waking up. We didn't know how we had gotten there.
She was perfectly fine. She had Ear muffs on though so that she couldn't hear anything.
Jigsaw popped his little head out of the ceiling and said: "You will die if you don't cut your legs off."
I said, "What about my girlfriend? Why is she here?"
He told me," As soon as she removed her Ear Muffs a chemical will be injected into her body and kill her within an hour."
But before that hour was up I would have to get her to bite both of my legs. The chemical was also a cure for my gangrene.
SO I did the logical thing. I motioned for her to take off her Ear Muffs. She did. She yelled ow. Something had pricked her skin. The injection had occurred.
So I quickly told her everything was okay and that she had to bite my legs to save me. She did.
Then I told her that she would die within the hour and I thanked her for sacrificing herself for me.
She slapped me. I picked up the SAW (could have been used to chop my legs off) in the corner and sliced her in half. Hey.......she was gonna die anyway.
So Jigsaw pops his little head through the ceiling again and I said it was done and if I could leave now.
He said yes.
I left.................a week later I wake up in my bed..............my legs are green and swollen...............I had gangrene STILL..........He lied.......So I went to the hospital and my legs got chopped off.
What a betch.
shrug
Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Originally posted by InnerRise
Nope.Jigsaw got at me.
I woke up with Gangrene in both legs, spreading up to my upper body. If it got that far I would die.
My Girlfriend was on the floor next to me just waking up. We didn't know how we had gotten there.
She was perfectly fine. She had Ear muffs on though so that she couldn't hear anything.
Jigsaw popped his little head out of the ceiling and said: "You will die if you don't cut your legs off."
I said, "What about my girlfriend? Why is she here?"
He told me," As soon as she removed her Ear Muffs a chemical will be injected into her body and kill her within an hour."
But before that hour was up I would have to get her to bite both of my legs. The chemical was also a cure for my gangrene.
SO I did the logical thing. I motioned for her to take off her Ear Muffs. She did. She yelled ow. Something had pricked her skin. The injection had occurred.
So I quickly told her everything was okay and that she had to bite my legs to save me. She did.
Then I told her that she would die within the hour and I thanked her for sacrificing herself for me.
She slapped me. I picked up the [B]SAW
(could have been used to chop my legs off) in the corner and sliced her in half. Hey.......she was gonna die anyway.So Jigsaw pops his little head through the ceiling again and I said it was done and if I could leave now.
He said yes.
I left.................a week later I wake up in my bed..............my legs are green and swollen...............I had gangrene STILL..........He lied.......So I went to the hospital and my legs got chopped off.
What a betch.
shrug
Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... [/B]
that just gave me an idea for a sitcom