The SelphieT and Scythe half.....blah de blah?

Started by SelphieT354 pages

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Yes I do. I was squeaky clean. Now I feel dirty.

Soda.

Then go shower again! Shit, what do you expect me to do!? Get on my hands and knees with a sponge!? **** that!

Yes master.

Master?!

Go back in the shower, clean yourself, and think of a better way to address me!

But I'm too clean for the shower!

You said you felt dirty! Why are you saying one thing, and meaning another?! WHY!?

I felt dirty, took a shower, now I feel clean. Unless you rape for New Years.

Pff, more like New Queers. Talk about the lamest holiday.

*Holds hand*

How is it the lamest holiday?

I don't know, I never found it fun. Nothing really to do other than party and get drunk, which I can't do this year. Which I also have never done. Damn.

mmm You have the 111,614 or so members of KMC to party with.

Pff, lame. Over half the people on the OTF hate me anyways, and I don't know many others excluding people from the Horror Forum, and possibly some artsy kind of Forums. mmm

Who hates you?

I dunno, a bunch of betches that really aren't that cool or important.

I'll ring it for you.

hmm?

The New Year!

Yer a new year. sneaky2

You called me G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S?

Fergalicious?

I hate you, Selph. but I also Love you. I am a bipolar Jedi.