The SelphieT and Scythe half.....blah de blah?

Started by Selphie354 pages

Sol, you just a legless hooker

I have legs!

Originally posted by Scythe
My dad couldn't even afford that, I had to loan him the moneh!

😱

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I have legs!

NO YOU DONT! *waps you with a newspaper*

Now go eat your fruits and nuts!

Okay. *Eats*

They're so rotten!

Now can I get my daily pay please? I must feed my poor brother🙁

*gives you a handful of popcorn*

Now run along, little Jenny.

*Kisses feet*

Thank you boss, thank you.

Selphie when are we getting married, baby?

Did you bring your monkey suit, little Jenny?

Tomorrow will be a busy day.

Originally posted by Selphie
Did you bring your monkey suit, little Jenny?

Tomorrow will be a busy day.

Yes boss.

Oh yeah, I bought you one of those collars. This should keep the fleas away, I think.

Thank you.

What time should I come?

WHO CARES, I'm saaaaaaad!

Originally posted by Selphie
WHO CARES, I'm saaaaaaad!

hug

No need to be sad Selph, I'm like totally f*ckin' here!

YAH! HELLIFRE BURNS HOTTER THAN 30000000 SUNS!

Indeed.

Very much.

shock I failed US History shock

Shit.

Holy crap! Sorry to hear that.