The SelphieT and Scythe half.....blah de blah?

Hilarious like the time we snuck into his house back when he used to live in the garage and we tied a rope to his bed and attached the other side to my friend Derrick's truck and drove off, dragging him bed, sheets, and all.

That's fabulous. Hahahaha, was he screaming at you guys?

Holy bejesus Scythe! That's f*cking insane!

YEAH SHADDAP LITTLE ONE!

I mean, Sol, hello.

What would you say if I told you that I sang in class today and toyed around with my Math teacher's bulletin board?

uhhhhhhhhh, I'd probably say, "Today while filling up my cat's bowl, I held him upside down."

But my teacher's reaction to when I was slapping his bulletin board was friggin hilarious.

Originally posted by Selphie
That's fabulous. Hahahaha, was he screaming at you guys?

Not as much as he was screamin' not to die. Haha, we didn't drive fast, but his bed fell apart and it was one of those military beds, so it practically became a sled to him as he held on. Haha.

Originally posted by Selphie
uhhhhhhhhh, I'd probably say, "Today while filling up my cat's bowl, I held him upside down."

Ruffuffle

and then I'd probably say, "Today I wanted to masturbate, but didn't."

Originally posted by Selphie
and then I'd probably say, "Today I wanted to masturbate, but didn't."

Yet you did, to whoever was on the cover of Forbes Magazine...

My teacher was all like 'AY! STOP THAT! YOU ARE ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT! SEE IF YOU'LL DO THAT IN SUMMERSCHOOL!!!!!'

No, I USED the magazine itself.

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No, I USED the magazine itself.

Hahaha, paper cut vagina, gross...

INFECTION SO GOOOOOOOOD

Me likey the elefente vagina syndrome!

Puppies.

Like KISS says, Lick it up!

Yes, lick up all those puppies.

Nothing quite like Puppy licking.