The SelphieT and Scythe half.....blah de blah?

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Cum, Cum and show me your Come...

Originally posted by Scythe
Cum, Cum and show me your Come...

In the garden, the garden garden, the joe shits his paaaaaants

Originally posted by Selphie
In the garden, the garden garden, the joe shits his paaaaaants

lollipops

Ugh, I hate it when people lead you on, and flirt and shit, when they already are in a relationship.

It's like, jesus, make up your mind and stick with it.

Originally posted by Selphie
Ugh, I hate it when people lead you on, and flirt and shit, when they already are in a relationship.

It's like, jesus, make up your mind and stick with it.

Oh? What happened? Your goat's here now, so things are all cookies!

Besides, you're f*ckin' Lizadon, you don't need that shit.

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh? What happened? Your goat's here now, so things are all cookies!

Besides, you're f*ckin' Lizadon, you don't need that shit.

Oh nothin' too bad happened. Nothing that'll change my mood, was just stating an opinion.

You're right, Lizadon breaks balls left n' right!

Originally posted by Selphie
Oh nothin' too bad happened. Nothing that'll change my mood, was just stating an opinion.

You're right, Lizadon breaks balls left n' right!

Hush little baby don't say a word, goaty's gonna buy you a diamond sword...........stab Joe wit it.....

Originally posted by Scythe
Hush little baby don't say a word, goaty's gonna buy you a diamond sword...........stab Joe wit it.....

Hahaha yeah, while he's masturbating, and a sword randomly goes through his belly

Nice.

Selphie! Get you slim ass back to Vermont!

**** no! Why would I wanna go back there, foo'?

Because there!!! I own you...

Yeah, you own me better at 3 hours away, rather 2 hours away!

That's exactly how my powers work! You know that! I also have the ability to make milk go sour in Brazil and Joe's nads get wrinkly.

You mean, wrinklier? *pukes*

The very wrinkly!

How is the bastard? It's been a while since I've called him.

He's doin' alright, same as us.

D:

Thats a lie

Have you gotten your present yet?

No I have not, it better not be another chicken with its head up its ass...