The SelphieT and Scythe half.....blah de blah?

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Selphie you teasing like you do

Because it bores me

Scythe The Goat

Yer face bores meh!

Selphie you teasing like you do

and yer poopy dildos

Scythe The Goat

Sorry, I couldn't buy my dildos with a speciific vag in mind. Picky, picky.

Dorian Belmont the harbringer of doom

🧑‍⚕️

Selphie you teasing like you do

I don't get it

Scythe The Goat

Originally posted by Selphie
I don't get it
It means put me up on your penis and make it feel good.

Dorian Belmont the harbringer of doom

Originally posted by SelphieT
Deep in the void, I grew tired of people reaching out to touch my sexy hair. So I called Ghostbusters. They said they don't deal with n00bie pests, and forwarded Scythe's number to me. Surprisingly, Scythe being 100 years old led me to believe that his number was 666. I called him, and his head explodedededed, BOOM ACTUAL THREAD! Happy cynical flying goat, bring us death and creepy crappy comedy!
all i have to say is 😐 🙄 😂 hysterical

Scythe The Goat

Selphie slumbers at this moment.

Dorian Belmont the harbringer of doom

oh the comedic seed will be planted my friend

Scythe The Goat

Much like the one planted in her belly.

Dorian Belmont the harbringer of doom

oh jeez!

Selphie you teasing like you do

What can I say? I'm so preggers

Dorian Belmont the harbringer of doom

*hands her a cigar* give this to daddy *rubs her belly * it kicked !

kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by Selphie
What can I say? I'm so preggers
is ami the father? mmm

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by kodak
is ami the father? mmm

Nah, this one is just another random disposable baby produced by Scythe, or some random hobo.

I think I'd keep the one Ami and I would create though mmm

Dorian Belmont the harbringer of doom

*shrugs*

kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by Selphie
Nah, this one is just another random disposable baby produced by Scythe, or some random hobo.

I think I'd keep the one Ami and I would create though mmm

keep it in a jar or keep it as in let it live? mmm

Dorian Belmont the harbringer of doom

Originally posted by Selphie
Nah, this one is just another random disposable baby produced by Scythe, or some random hobo.

I think I'd keep the one Ami and I would create though mmm

wow thats f.ucked up 😐

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by kodak
keep it in a jar or keep it as in let it live? mmm

I'd be tempted to keep it as a fetus in a jar, but....... I'd let it live, a mom's gotta let her baby grow awesome