The SelphieT and Scythe half.....blah de blah?

.......no. no gift for you.

You know what, scratch that, f*ck the lollipops, I need some damn bandages for my hand, damn it hurts...

what did you do?

I don't know, I think I must've sprained it when I was at Ozzfest... Weird...

Luckily I found some! And it's clean, as in no blood from one of my previous injuries. I'm death-prone...

does that mean that you are clumbsy

I would think when a person is death-prone they've transcended the level of clumsy thrice fold...

i'm very times 9 accident prone. i fall through poarches. flood the back of churches fall in ditches without moving ect...

I dunno.......I don't think I'm very clumsy.........unless I'm doing it on purpose. Hahahahahaha like that one time.........I kept walking into my friends and just bouncing off them into another person......haha good times.........🙁

When I'm sad, I'm very non-clumsy.

Ay-caramba!

ay-carajo

Hey Liz, I'm sendin' ya some candy from Mexico, and some goatwhore pops, they're good, trust me!

goatwhore pops? awwww maaaan, I don't want herpes in the throat again! .....................😐

Nothing like that, it's just caramel pops made of goat's milk, they're very good, wait...again? What the hell?

really? sounds good! *ignores scythe's last comment*

Selphie! YOO GOT SUM 'SPLAININ' TOO DOO!

Originally posted by Scythe
Selphie! YOO GOT SUM 'SPLAININ' TOO DOO!

I'm a good girl! All my orifices are virgins 😄

wow
i thought you were all innocence and sweetness.

I am! I am a good girl!