Facts about PVS:
1) His anus was naturally 27% larger than a normal human male anus
2) His breath either smelled of penis or peanuts (roasted & salted) no matter what he ate or how often he brushed
3) He had 11 fingers; the 11th just happened to be boneless and shaped/sized like an infant's penis
4) His nipples often bled a brown substance with the distinct smell of Gouda
5) His mullet in it's prime had reached the as of yet unsurpassed "mulletude" rating of 11
6) He has counted to infinity not once, not twice (Chuck Norris's record), but three times
7) His farts were highly prized for their medicinal purposes
8) His "Hello" had the ability to dry up, snap shut and wither away even the most promiscuous vagina
Originally posted by Robtard
Facts about PVS:1) His anus was naturally 27% larger than a normal human male anus
2) His breath either smelled of penis or peanuts (roasted & salted) no matter what he ate or how often he brushed
3) He had 11 fingers; the 11th just happened to be boneless and shaped/sized like an infant's penis
4) His nipples often bled a brown substance with the distinct smell of Gouda
5) His mullet in it's prime had reached the as of yet unsurpassed "mulletude" rating of 11
6) He has counted to infinity not once, not twice (Chuck Norris's record), but three times
7) His farts were highly prized for their medicinal purposes
8) His "Hello" had the ability to dry up, snap shut and wither away even the most promiscuous vagina
Originally posted by Robtard
Facts about PVS:1) His anus was naturally 27% larger than a normal human male anus
2) His breath either smelled of penis or peanuts (roasted & salted) no matter what he ate or how often he brushed
3) He had 11 fingers; the 11th just happened to be boneless and shaped/sized like an infant's penis
4) His nipples often bled a brown substance with the distinct smell of Gouda
5) His mullet in it's prime had reached the as of yet unsurpassed "mulletude" rating of 11
6) He has counted to infinity not once, not twice (Chuck Norris's record), but three times
7) His farts were highly prized for their medicinal purposes
8) His "Hello" had the ability to dry up, snap shut and wither away even the most promiscuous vagina
and i thought killing people was disturbing...