Favorite line from POTC 2

Nothing from Davey Jones?!??!?! He had the best dialogue in the movie!!!

"Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different? "

uhh...yea...that was HILARIOUS *cough*
jk 😄 i suppose he had some good ones, but i wasn't paying attention, i was too distracted by the tantacles....
which reminds me....i was laughing when they showed him playing the piano with his tentacles!!! i didn't want to laugh out loud in case some people thought it was a serious scene...so it was more of an inside laugh 😕

man i love you people. good quotes all around.

i have to say the whole curiousity conversation is a fav.

also when Jack calls Liz a pirate after The Kiss.

And of course:
Much more better! It is a drawring of a key...

😂
i love the way he says drawing....actually, you wrote it exactly how he said it----drawring.
also when the little person says wierd....errr. he says er funny.
😂 i love the accents in this movie 😄

Davy Jones: Can you live with the guilt of a 100 innocent souls, paying your debt?

Sparrow: Yup, I'm good with that!
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Sparrow: Unicky Snip Snip!

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Sparrow: No, I'm a God, big fire, big fire!

😂 no conscience

oooo yaya i forgot about this one:

"it should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin."

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Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

i've heard that too many times from all the trailors and commercials. i'm gunna have to stick with the undead monkey line 😄

I think its hilarious how commodore norrington turns into a pirate. Hes always puking and stuff its funny.

Commodore Norrington: So am I worthy to serve the infamous captain jack sparrow? (says sarcastically and emphasizes captain)

😬

Elizabeth: I'm here to find the man I love
Jack Sparrow: I'm sorry lad, but my one and only love is the sea

that part cracked me up so much cause of the look on Jacks face 😂

Jack: weres the monkey i need to shoot something

That witch lady says it to will(i don't know her name): How would you like to know me

Jack: i thought i knew you

The head of one of davy jones pirates: Thats a tree you idiot

"Then load the rum!" 😆

"You smell funny"

NORRINGTON: -Kicks sand in face- By your leave, Mr. Turner.
-Several minutes later-
WILL: -Snatches the key- By -YOUR- leave, Mr. Norrington!

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JACK: -Drops rope, chucks paprika under armpits- Little seasoning, aye?

paprika for flavor

Why did he look at the paprika can funny? I know it said East india trading company on it but what was so wierd about that?

I loved it when jack said "what!" on the island when will comes back. he says it funny.

he sounded like a girl lol it was funny.

Originally posted by Gauze
JACK: -Drops rope, chucks paprika under armpits- Little seasoning, aye?

That was halarious i loved that line

When the guy from The E.I.C. come to arrest Will, and Elizabeth.

Captain Guy: You are hearby arrested, for setting free Jack Sparrow...

Will and Elizabeth: Captin!
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Jack: You will remember this as the day*big wave*....captain jack sparrow
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Will: What about Jack, I'm not leaving here w/out him
Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Will: Time to go!
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Originally posted by Kal875
Sparrow: Is this a dream?

Bootstrap Bill: No

Sparrow: of course, if it was a dream there'd be rum.

😂 That's probably mine.

Or Gibbs (or whoever it was), cant remember it exactly but it was along the lines of: "Well including those 4, we have.....4."

[edit] Off IMDB.com

Jack Sparrow: So how many is that?
Pintel: Including those four? Four.