Originally posted by iwhisperinpink
the best one that got the whole audience laughing in my theatre was when Norrington and Jack are getting ready to board the Black Pearl snf Norrington says something to Jack and Jack replies quickly "You smell funny" OMG that was sooooo hilarious
OMG yeh everyone cracked up at that part the most when i watched it too..
"i love those moments....i like to wave at them as they pass by."
"lam lam say say unichy snip snip"
"hey! loose something---ahhh! *falls down stairs* *sticks jar in the air* Got it!"
"i gotta jar of dirt! i gotta jar of dirt! and guess what's inside it!"
"dirt...this is a jar of dirt" "yes" "is the jar of dirt going to help?" "if u don't want it, give it back" "no" "then it helps"
"u smell funny!"
"how much do u know about davy jones" "not much" "yea, it's gonna save elizabeth"
"look! *shoots* an undead monkey!"
"u know u can't read..." "its the bible u get credit for trying"
lets face it! almost all those qoutes are from jack sparrow!
"elizabeth."*turns round 2 gibbs* "hide the rum"
"i gotta jar of dirt! i gotta jar of dirt! and guess what's inside it!"
"i love those moments....i like to wave at them as they pass by."
"...then whose there 2 call off the beastie?"
"look! *shoots* an undead monkey!"
"wheres thump thump"
"and what do i say if i get caught?" "just say jack sparrow sent you 2 settle his debt. it just might save your life"... (later) "jack sparrow sent me 2 settle his debt?"
"u know u can't read..." "its the bible u get credit for trying"
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!!"
"Look" *shoots* "An undead monkey."
"Where's that monkey? I need something to shoot."
"That outfit doesn't suit you. It should be a dress or nothing and I just so happen to have no dress in my cabin."
"Now tell me, what has become of my ship?"
i love it when jack calls elizabeth a pirate at the end
"by your leave mr. turner....by YOUR leave mr. norrington"
"persuade me" - jack
"you know will taught me how to use a sword" - elizabeth
"like i said, persuade me" - jack
"we've got your back" - gibbs
"it me front im worried about" - jack
"i love those moments. i like to wave at them as they pass by" - jack
"its the bible, you get credit for trying" - ragetti
"you smell funny" - jack