Unofficial script for POTC 3

with the giant crabs. and somehow he knows how to talk to crabs and is trying to say that they r friends, but the crabs dont listen..

The crabs then start attacking everyone with their claws and Care Bears

and they all get hit by a carebear stare...
you gotta watch the ultimate showdown to get my drift
http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

wait....are they on a boat? or what?

they were. but i made them crash into an island.

dev

exactly. this is me-->👿except without the beard 😂

I like my devil self better though. I have a tail! dev

By the way Jessi, I loved that Ultimate Showdown! 😆

isn't it great?! i think the guy who thought of the lyrics is one of the most brilliant people in the world. how do you even come up with such randomness?! and MR. ROGERS won!! i woulda never thought of that 😱

Heheh...but then he preformed suicide 🙁

But who would've thought that Superman would get his ass pwned? 😑

what? he did? o wait yeah he did. in the ending rap.
i hate it that mr. rogers won though. he creeps me out. i wish batman won. or indiana jones. or pacman. if you look really close near the end, you can see pacman laying on the ground in the background. he diedcry
CHUCK NORRIS ROCKS 🥷

W00T!

Shame. I like Batman... cry why the hell did Chuck Norris kill him like that. It freaks me out 😑

i LOVE batman. look at this
KAPOW!!

jawdrop

Wowza. That's alota lego blocks 😑

yep. its from inside the lego store in downtown disney. they have other super heros and random things. like a giraffe.

Cool! 😄

...do they have a Lego Jack Sparrow? 😖hifty:

its been a while since i saw the ultimate showdown.. now the damn song is in my head lol.... i like the black guys just punching each other lol

😂 the unltimate showdown is probably the only rap song that i've actually payed attention to. and no, they don't have a captain jack sparrow legoman 🙁. i think they only make legos of animals and people with masks because it's too hard to do a face with legos. and imagine how hard it would be to make his hair!! they have a little jack sparrow lego man though....he comes in a box with a ship you have to build. 😄

rap is crap... hard rock and heavy metal! jack would listen to it too

rap IS crap!! but i don't like heavy metal stuff. i like old/new rock. like the rolling stones, the who, nickelback, etc...
fav song: drops of jupiter by TRAIN
and i can't imagine jack listening to ANY kind of music. 😱