Unofficial script for POTC 3

lol yea.. nickelback is good

yep yep. and queen. they have funny songs i.e. bicycle race. and they have great songs i.e. we will rock you, another one bites the dust, and i want to break free. band

Hehe...I'm strange. I like "Asian Kung-Fu Generation" 🥷

Back to the story...

Suddenly, Jack pulled out a dukebox and started playing "Queen" really loud.

*you mean a jukebox.*

he started playing bicyle race(it goes perfect with a blooper real)

if you haven't heard that song you should look for it, it's not a particularly good song, but it's pretty funny 😄

O_O Sorry 'bout that...I appologize for my hidious version of the English language (I can't really spell properly for some reason...)

Everyone (including the crabs) all shrug and then start to dance wildly.

but then jack comes and shoots them all (i mean the monkey jack *I BET NONE OF U GUESSED THAT)

i didn't even know he could hold a gun 😑
then bananas fall from the trees and draw the monkey away. the remaining bananas join the crabs 💃 💃 💃
while all this is happening: tia dalma, will, and liz are looking at the dancing bananas and crabs. jack comes up from behind and askes "is this a dream?" will replies "i don't think so." and pinches himself. jack says "me either. if it was, the bananas would be carrying rum." just then the bananas pull rum from behind their backs. "oh" says jack

...then something dawns on Jack.
"Wait a minute...there is no 'Pearl', so...NO RUM!" He then runs about panicing, stealing all of the bananas' rum.

suddenly, the bananas stop dancing. they fall to the ground, powerless because jack took their energy source. "oh lucky us, food too!" says jack as he's collecting the bananas.

meanwhile... norrington and beckett team up with jones!! but they control him since they have the heart! however bootstrap jumps off the boat lol (can he do that?) and the kraken is pissed cuz he still did not get that 10 dollars

dammnit i mean 5 dollars~!

so the kraken instead takes a bagle that he finds all soggy floating on the surface of the water. and then bootstrap realizes his pocket is a little light. he looks in his pocket and asks"what happened to my bagel?"

so he goes to davey jones complaining about how the kraken has taken his bagel. davey jones says some badass crap and then bootstrap is thrown off for dissin the kraken. however, bootstrap cannot swim and sinks to the bottom of the ocean, NEVER to return..

(damn killing bootstrap was fun lol)

Aw. But what about the begle? 🙁

Meanwhile, everyone had finished eating the bananas, and Jack had just finished drinking all of the rum. Elizabeth looks reprochfully at him as he staggers about, trying to find more rum.

"Ugh...why is the rum ALWAYS gone?!" He asks aloud. He then sees Elizabeth and silently condemns her for burning the rum on the island in the first movie.

😂

...why does something tell me that we have too many sequals for our own good? 😂

*shrugs* i've no clue......

jack finally gives up the search for more rum and they're all sitting on the beach when..........

Originally posted by Mådness
...why does something tell me that we have too many sequals for our own good? 😂

lol - took the words right away from my fingers!!

😂 I don't think that's a good thing though 😑 *shrugs and continues laughing*

Originally posted by jessigem
*shrugs* i've no clue......

jack finally gives up the search for more rum and they're all sitting on the beach when..........

but jack holds up his hands in an innocent manner and says "wait. i'm a dog too. see? bark bark!" then he offers the cannibals a leftover banana peel. they take the banana peel and give it to the dog. the dog sniffs it and leaves it on the ground...........