Unholy Pilgrimage of Xirius and Scythe...

Started by SelphieT22 pages

Originally posted by InnerRise
*Pitys you*

*Shoots both knee caps*

"Ya cripple"

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*knees get wobbly* shock

*bites your arm as I fall down*

Originally posted by SelphieT
*knees get wobbly* shock

*bites your arm as I fall down*

God D@mnit!

That's gonna cost ya.

*Takes out a sign that says: "5 DOLLARS A GO"*

*Sets sign beside Selphie's crumbled body*

*Line of dirty, homeless old guys line up*

"You'll be biting something else soon enough and you best believe if I could shoot you in the teeth I would, but this will have to do...........enjoy."

"That'll be 5 dollars sir....right this way...behind this curtain...yes she's in there......she's not much of an initiator, you'll have to do all of the work, but she's open to any and everything."

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
God D@mnit!

That's gonna cost ya.

*Takes out a sign that says: "5 DOLLARS A GO"*

*Sets sign beside Selphie's crumbled body*

*Line of dirty, homeless old guys line up*

"You'll be biting something else soon enough and you best believe if I could shoot you in the teeth I would, but this will have to do...........enjoy."

"That'll be 5 dollars sir....right this way...behind this curtain...yes she's in there......she's not much of an initiator, you'll have to do all of the work, but she's open to any and everything."

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*sees that its Backfire and gladly turns over*

Originally posted by SelphieT
*sees that its Backfire and gladly turns over*
*You can't turn over* 😐

What a whore. mhm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
*You can't turn over* 😐

What a whore. mhm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*regains speaking ability*

GIVE IT TO ME INNERRISE!

Originally posted by SelphieT
*regains speaking ability*

GIVE IT TO ME INNERRISE!

You really want me to give it to you? Really? blush2

*SLAPS!*

STOP THAT YELLING!!!!!!

(>_< )

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
You really want me to give it to you? Really? blush2

*SLAPS!*

STOP THAT YELLING!!!!!!

(>_< )

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

YES SIR MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER!!!!!!!

Yes you may. With a face like that, of course you can. (^_^ )

*Shoots in the lips again*

Let me know when that one wears off as well so that "I may give you another."

(' _' )

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

This thread isn't even about me anymore!! Damn it!

Originally posted by Scythe
This thread isn't even about me anymore!! Damn it!
It can be all about you if you want it to be.

YOU want a shot too? I'm sure Selphie would enjoy some motionless company.

(' _' )('-' )(' _' )('-' )(' _' )('-' )(' _' )('-' )

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

You're selling what now?

*Shoots you in the foot with a tranquilizer dart *

"There's a sample"

"Here are some crutches while you think about it"

('_' )

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Silly Rise, I cannot be harmed by RPing, it's just....role playing...

You totally just broke through the 4th dimension here and ruined the entire reality of it all.

Does not compute.

Leave now.........before Selphie figures all of this out.

😐

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Hahaha, Selphie believes in role playing and cheesecake motherf*ckers from the third ass that impregnates Xerus! Taha!

🤨

This is my thread now.......my dimension.

You don't abide by the rules...My Law.....unless you succumb to me and change your stance.....

getout

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I hate Scythe.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I hate Scythe.
Shhh....don't let him hear you say that.

He'll poop on you. shhh

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Shhh....don't let him hear you say that.

He'll poop on you. shhh

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

He ruined our fun!

He's such a tall drink of c*cksucker..

Originally posted by SelphieT
He ruined our fun!

He's such a tall drink of c*cksucker..

Yeah, he did didn't he.

I should be able to sow up this rip in the 4th Dimension in no time and you'll be just as numb and paralyzed on the ground getting rape by old, dirty, homeless men as you were before.

The best part? I'LL MAKE IT SCYTHE PROOF!

😱

We'll be able to maintain this wonderful reality FOREVER!!!!

evillaugh

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....