Just got a GF

Started by LockJaw is lol7 pages
LockJaw is lol Yeah, changed name

Originally posted by Scottie
A monk's key
Where does that key lead?

greenangel Senior Member

and flowers are always good.......

LockJaw is lol Yeah, changed name

OK in other words roses 😉

silver_tears Senior Member

Re: Just got a GF

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
I want to give her something special and expensive, what should I give her?

You're gonna scare her off 😐

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

Re: Just got a GF

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
I want to give her something special and expensive, what should I give her?

Your dick.

LockJaw is lol Yeah, changed name

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're gonna scare her off 😐

No, not really, I'm chating with her right now and she seems pretty thrilled about getting some shiny and expensive
Originally posted by BackFire
Your dick.

I said I just hoocked up with her, dude

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
But seriously, wouldnt rubies match her hair?

And I'm not good at poems, anyone wanna teach me?

you're the only one here who's seen here. 😐

Scottie poiuytrewq
Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
Where does that key lead?

to a mysterious land where monks do battle with monkeys...the land is all but destroyed by the war between the two...a war which has been on going for the last thousand years...

its quite a nice place you should take her there for pizza or something

silver_tears Senior Member

Then she's not normal, no girl would want a really expensive something from someone she just met or started dating. I know it'd scare me off, who's that into you that soon.

taft that guy
Originally posted by silver_tears
Then she's not normal, no girl would want a really expensive something from someone she just met or started dating. I know it'd scare me off, who's that into you that soon.

Me naughty

greenangel Senior Member

YES✅ Red Roses.......

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
No, not really, I'm chating with her right now and she seems pretty thrilled about getting some shiny and expensive

I said I just hoocked up with her, dude

It's the new millenium man, times are changing. Girls like a guy with some initiative.

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Get her the brightest, reddest roses that money can buy.

(I know nothing.)

LockJaw is lol Yeah, changed name

Originally posted by Scottie
to a mysterious land where monks do battle with monkeys...the land is all but destroyed by the war between the two...a war which has been on going for the last thousand years...

its quite a nice place you should take her there for pizza or something

That reminds me of Ape escape and I dont know why 😮

LockJaw is lol Yeah, changed name

Originally posted by BackFire
It's the new millenium man, times are changing. Girls like a guy with some initiative.

OK, we'll see if you're right
Originally posted by DarkC
Get her the brightest, reddest roses that money can buy.

(I know nothing.)


If it exists, I will buy it, I'm gonna work for 2 weeks before giving it (plus whatever else I might give her) to her and she's flying to Portugal.

Bloigen Restricted
Originally posted by BackFire
Your dick.

And don't take no for an answer.

Actually, do. dodgy

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by BackFire
Your dick.

*starts laughing hysterically*

LockJaw is lol Yeah, changed name

In fact, this is my first GF

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

Seriously though, ST is right, don't get her something expensive. Save that for the future. Get her something small that she'll like right now. Save the big things until she gives you head or something.

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by BackFire
Seriously though, ST is right, don't get her something expensive. Save that for the future. Get her something small that she'll like right now. Save the big things until she gives you head or something.

That really makes me wonder what you're like with chicks on WoW.

I wouldn't know anyways, you're never on when I am.