Hey People

Hello people of the OTF! Just wanted to drop by and say hey!

By the way, i need help on something. Well, a girl_friend of mine's birthday is tomorrow and she's planning on doing something on Monday. The thing is, besides me and her, she wants her best friend to come and her brother to come also. Well, those two together can be boring and such, so I need an excuse to get out of her b-day thing. I need a really convincing excuse coz she knows how lazy i am and i always make excuses. Something she'll understand, you know what i mean?

Thanks bunches!

You Stopped coming here like 3 months ago.

😐

go to the movies hide out there all day unless you only want to be with her go to the movies and if theres a mall around carefull plan ahead and ditch the friend and brotherat the mall while waiting for the movie works every time

Dude, i don't plan on going out that day.

I just want to stay home and watch "Lucky Number Slevin".

tricky little bastard arent you play the good ol sick card say you came down with the summer flu

c'mon. that's for 2nd graders, man.

I need something a little more convincing and solid.

Tell her your legs fell off 😐

that always works for me...

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
c'mon. that's for 2nd graders, man.

I need something a little more convincing and solid.

Dude, the thing is, I have a reputation for lying. She'll see right through me if I just say I caught something.

Something urgent and doesn't get them asking questions. 🙂

One of your friends was in a car accident, you are too distraught to go, you have to visit him to see if he's ok. hmm 🪩

Holy shit, it's Neo v7.0 😱

How the hell are you?

Your aunt was hospitalized and you must go visit her.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dude, i don't plan on going out that day.

I just want to stay home and watch "Lucky Number Slevin".

That film rocks 😎

Hey Sanctuary, that's actually not that bad. The thing is though, I don't have a lot of friends. 😛 She'd know that I was lying by calling everyone I know.

BTW, I'm fine Captain Rex. Nice to see you! 🙂

Originally posted by Scottie
That film rocks 😎

Duh!

Why else would I be missing my girl_friend's birthday?

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Hey Sanctuary, that's actually not that bad. The thing is though, I don't have a lot of friends. 😛 She'd know that I was lying by calling everyone I know.

BTW, I'm fine Captain Rex. Nice to see you! 🙂

Ok then, you were hit by a car. shrug

Dude. If only it were that easy!

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
Your aunt was hospitalized and you must go visit her.

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life

mhm

I've already used that line 2 times in the past 3 months.