Hey People

Neo!! 😱 WHere the hell you been?? hug

Hello, BunBun! 😄

The pipes in your house are backed up, and you have to oversee the plumber while he does his job.

It's good to see you again Mr. Anderson. 🪩

Or you can meet her, and have someone call you, and put a grave look on your face. Then hang up and say "I'm sorry I have to go."
That actually shows no laziness.

😱 my birthday is today! what a small world! tell her ur sweet ol' grammy is in the hospital, because she fell down the stairs, and broke her hip, you know how old people tend to do that 🙂 And if that doesn't work, fake a heart attack, and if that still doesn't work, have a real heart attack. 😄

hmph. some boyfriend

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Hello people of the OTF! Just wanted to drop by and say hey!

By the way, i need help on something. Well, a girl_friend of mine's birthday is tomorrow and she's planning on doing something on Monday. The thing is, besides me and her, she wants her best friend to come and her brother to come also. Well, those two together can be boring and such, so I need an excuse to get out of her b-day thing. I need a really convincing excuse coz she knows how lazy i am and i always make excuses. Something she'll understand, you know what i mean?

Thanks bunches!

😂 Dude just go to the birthday, its one day out of a year, its not gonna kill ya...

oh God...he's back shock

Dude I never went anywhere😕

Originally posted by Mišt
Dude I never went anywhere😕

No...neo 😕

Originally posted by Mišt
😂 Dude just go to the birthday, its one day out of a year, its not gonna kill ya...

like i said.......some boyfriend

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
No...neo 😕

I know, I just want attentionweep

Its a slow dayherbnone

Originally posted by OhILuvHP
like i said.......some boyfriend

She's not his girlfriend, she's his girl_friend, theres a difference...

oh...i see

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Hello people of the OTF! Just wanted to drop by and say hey!

By the way, i need help on something. Well, a girl_friend of mine's birthday is tomorrow and she's planning on doing something on Monday. The thing is, besides me and her, she wants her best friend to come and her brother to come also. Well, those two together can be boring and such, so I need an excuse to get out of her b-day thing. I need a really convincing excuse coz she knows how lazy i am and i always make excuses. Something she'll understand, you know what i mean?

Thanks bunches!

ya. ok so not boyfriend. howabout this..........

some friend

I made up my mind and I will probably go unless I can think of a really good excuse.

I still have more than 24 hours. Plenty of time to think up some good ones.

(BTW, i loved all the automobile accident-related ones. The stop-being-lazy-ones I get enough from her.)

Better off going and scoring a few brownie points, than not going and having her bi.tch about it for the rest of the year 👆

The water heater in your basement bursted and partially flooded your basement. You need to bucket water out.

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
The water heater in your basement bursted and partially flooded your basement. You need to bucket water out.

that is going to be some HOT!!! water. . . 😮‍💨