Sucky Sunday

I'll just shove a chair under this doorknob. That'll keep those things out.

Nah, I usually use a cushion over my face when scared.

If aliens or a mass murderer were in my house, I know for sure a soft chunk of fabric and feathers is gonna protect me.

😆 😆 😆

A sheet will do nicely too. Nothing getting through that.

or you can be the scary one yourself

I wonder what an alien would do if you put on a fake alien head and looked back at it ?

well if it looks like George W Bush it would certainly die ...laughing

😂

I guess it would take you immediately, a new species is always cause to take away immediately.

extra amishtrials

Hmmm, yes, well, actually.... I did those and mailed them to these fellows. 😉

How wude.

so amish are actually from outer space....... now where have the amish their origin

Oh good grief. 🙄

I wonder if aliens ever abduct Amish people.

no cause the amish aint interested getting on the news

Maybe aliens don't like shoo fly pie and chow-chow.

or a pitch fork

Oh yeah.

*She ran to the barn, grabbed the pitchfork from inside the door and turned to confront the aliens walking toward her. When one of them got close enough, she panicked and poked it with the pitchfork.*

Now what do you think's gonna happen next ?

*hands Mech pillow to cover his face with*

she picks up some vegtables for dinner?

*checks script*

Nope.

damn you tripod! and it was such a nice amash smilie!

she falls asleep?

I never said they were three legged aliens.