Sucky Sunday

Rex is dumb 'cuz he's from the beach.

what must queeq be then?

He lives in a windmill.

Yup.

And finti is right, drugs are for flying high, the hookers are for passing the time and for making a buck or two.

Mech is thick ? How much does he weight ??? 😱

is he thick, well in the head maybe 😉 😈

So he has one of those enlarged alien-type heads ?

Scary.

Yup, I look like the Mekon from Dan Dare. Why do you think I've been stalling on sending you those piccy's of myself Gundy! 😮

Yeah, I was wondering about that.

So do you look in farmhouse windows at night and scare people ?

He only does that on Tuesdays I think.

*makes scary humming noise*

Gun : queeq, what's that strange noise ?

queeq : I don't know, what's that strange light at the window ?

I better get my shotgun. 😈

*checks Close Encounters script*

Okay, I'm going to shut the fireplace flue. That'll keep them out for sure...

I better check the yard (audience screams: NOOOOOOO).

Gee, the vacuum cleaner is running by itself.

Is that Johnny Mathis I hear ?

Yup. And the stove is making eggs all by itself and oh... LOOK! TOYS!!!!

Why is the refridgerator door hanging open ? Why is all that food laying on the floor ?

F**king slob aliens....

*goes to get mop*

so where is Tex alter ego super maid when we need him

It's not really is alter ego..... it's really him.