My Yo-Yo has turned on me

Started by ~Da Moose~5 pages
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
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No you idiot....just tell the next person that they make you hard. 🙄

Got it.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not so entirely funny, really. I think it would be completely understandable if the reverse were to happen in our case.

You might have a point.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~

Missed me again.😛

You make me hard.

lookaround

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You might have a point.

Missed me again.😛

Or maybe we could just eat out together.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You make me hard.

lookaround

😂 Just keep trying it until you get it right.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You make me hard.

lookaround

That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Or maybe we could just eat out together.

shock I don't know what to say to that. I've never been in that position.😖hifty:

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 Just keep trying it until you get it right.
Get what right? My penis? 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Get what right? My penis? 😕

No you're supposed to get that up.🙄

Originally posted by LethalFemme

shock I don't know what to say to that. I've never been in that position.😖hifty:

I'm sure you'd be a natural at it. It's as easy as 67 +2. 🙂

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Get what right? My penis? 😕

No, the saying...

Re: My Yo-Yo has turned on me

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was doing a trick that i'm still trying to create called "The Elevator", which i have been working on since i was a child. And i did it once, it pinched my finger, and i did it twice, and it hit me in the face with the force of a thousand yo-yo's, and it gave me a bloody nose.

The bastard yo-yo's. Dont mess with them, their uprising has begun, Viva la Yo-Yo revolution.

geez, a bloody nose from a yo yo? daaaaamn

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm sure you'd be a natural at it. It's as easy as 67 +2. 🙂

Or 100 - 31.✅

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or 100 - 31.✅

See? You're a fast learner. Now, let's apply that knowledge to a real scenario. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
See? You're a fast learner. Now, let's apply that knowledge to a real scenario. 😖hifty:

Where is Syren when you need her?disgust

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, the saying...
Soooo........penis? ✅

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Soooo........penis? ✅

Where?😱

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Where is Syren when you need her?disgust

Oh for God's sake... 🙄

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh for God's sake... 🙄

Oh you meant me and you? Because you said we could both eat I didn't know that you liked that. You know eating at the same time.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh you meant me and you? Because you said we could both eat I didn't know that you liked that. You know eating at the same time.

I'm trying to follow here...and yes, I eat, unlike many others...or maybe like others, I don't know. And as long as you don't talk with your mouth full, yes, we can eat at the same time.