My Yo-Yo has turned on me

Started by LethalFemme5 pages
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm trying to follow here...and yes, I eat, unlike many others...or maybe like others, I don't know. And as long as you don't talk with your mouth full, yes, we can eat at the same time.

See for a minute I thought you were talking about us simultaneously eating and there are other things that I could eat and I thought that perhaps you were talking about one of those lesser known food groups. It sort of threw me off and I was kinda shocked.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
See for a minute I thought you were talking about us simultaneously eating and there are other things that I could eat and I thought that perhaps you were talking about one of those lesser known food groups. It sort of threw me off and I was kinda shocked.

Well, you can do that of course, if you don't like my menu, you're certainly entitled to dine at another restaurant. I can't stop you, but I think you'd find that my cuisine is near the top of many lists.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, you can do that of course, if you don't like my menu, you're certainly entitled to dine at another restaurant. I can't stop you, but I think you'd find that my cuisine is near the top of many lists.

Sweetie you're still not getting it. Let me put it this way. There are many wonderful, delicious, succulent things on your menu but, when you said eat I had thought you meant how you would dine on things off of my menu. Although there's only one thing on your menu that can be eaten like one of my main courses and I thought you were talking about that particular appetizer.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sweetie you're still not getting it. Let me put it this way. There are many wonderful, delicious, succulent things on your menu but, when you said eat I had thought you meant how you would dine on things off of my menu. Although there's only one thing on your menu that can be eaten like one of my main courses and I thought you were talking about that particular appetizer.

Oh, you mean go down on you?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh, you mean go down on you?

Okay my mouth your ass is a nono.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay my mouth your ass is a nono.

I should say it IS! 😱

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I should say it IS! 😱

That's what it seemed like you were talking about beacuse you said eat. Now go back and reread all of what we wrote and think of that. I was like what the hell.😂

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's what it seemed like you were talking about beacuse you said eat. Now go back and reread all of what we wrote and think of that. I was like what the hell.😂

Oh sweet merciful crap!

I SOOO did not mean that.

yuck yuck yuck.

I'm going to take a shower.... *shivers* 😘

🤨

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh sweet merciful crap!

I SOOO did not mean that.

yuck yuck yuck.

I'm going to take a shower.... *shivers* 😘

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Originally posted by LethalFemme
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Wanna join me? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Wanna join me? 😖hifty:

I'll wash your back if you wash mines.🙂

Yes.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll wash your back if you wash mines.🙂

Do you have more than one?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Do you have more than one?

Talking about my back or my back?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Talking about my back or my back?

Yes, you said mines. Just checking that you aren't some mutated freak.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, you said mines. Just checking that you aren't some mutated freak.

I want you to wash both.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I want you to wash both.

😆 Ok listen....we're doing it again. Both backs? Or your back and your...'front back'?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😆 Ok listen....we're doing it again. Both backs? Or your back and your...'front back'?

My actual back and the thing I thought you were talking about before.😂

Originally posted by LethalFemme
My actual back and the thing I thought you were talking about before.😂

hysterical

Oh God this is funny. Not to worry L, I wouldn't miss anything....