The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

IT'S ALWAYS RELEVANT chair

Calm down innercries

They don't do chairshots to the head in WWE anymore.

I've noticed, the few times I have watched a minute or two of Raw.

It's unsafe

Tell that to Mick Foley when the Rock chaired the shit out of him in 1999. haermm

Have you ever seen Beyond the Mat?

Mick and Rock are talking about it after and Mick is like "Why did you hit me so many times haermm ermmnone"

haermm

Yeah, that was good.

In Micks book, he said he was mad at the Rock for like a year, because the Rock never apologized for going off script like that. haermm

First time I recognized the Rock is a bit of a jackwad. ermmnone

Well Rock was explaining that he was trying to get Mick in a specific spot and Mick wasn't getting the message and he couldn't really say "ok, get in that spot bro"

~reallyhaermmnone131wankstonedcrackersbiscuits~

Mick couldn't say it because he was already looped from like 3 shots.

They both botched the match though.

Maybe Mick should grow a pair.

No, YOU did.

So I bought some condoms, root for me to get laid.

Oh yeah, this is a blind date . Haermm

Pics crackers

Nigga this ain't ametuer voyeurism hour. crackers

And I just got in, chick was wild, but I failed to get into the panties. ermmsad

Time for bed though.

ermmsad

You'll get em next time champ

Yeah, next time is happening tonight.

She invited me to a new years party downtown.

I'm so in there.

DO IT FOR ME

So I slammed it.

Good thing I didn't bang her at my cousins place, because then where would I go to get away from her? haermm

I DON'T KNOW HAERMM

HAPPY NEW YEARS

HAERMM