>at a party
>see a hot girl
>popular jock sees me eyeing her
>loudly declares that the "nerd" is trying to "get it in"
>pushes us together
>she starts grinding on me while I stand there, limp
>everyone is laughing
>she tells me to get into it
>stutter out, "B-back that ass up."
>the laughter pierces my soul
I have a list I'm going to try to tackle though haermm