The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

Bees wax?

please respond

I might be slightly drunk.

EVERYONE IS

I'M TEXTING KRAMER AND HE IS TOO

MY FRIEND JORDAN IS TOO

Michael jordan?

Oh god

Hopefully not Jordan Knight?

No huhu

Ahhh it is Jordan Knight. haermm

No he's a samoan.

we used to play Lord of the Rings in the woods by our house. haermm

Seriously, that's so sad it isn't funny. 😐

But it is. crylaugh

THIS WAS IN 2001 WHEN FELLOWSHIP FIRST CAME OUT, I WAS ONLY 10

THEN THE NEXT SPRING SW II CAME OUT SO WE PAINTED OUR SWORDS COLORS AND JUST PRETENDED THEY WERE LIGHTSABERS

IT WAS AWESOME. 😐 31

Dude, if you ever get a date, don't mention any of this crap. haermm

They'll think it's cute, right? ermmhappy

HAHA YES, mention every dorky thing you do, right down to your collection of Pokemon. creepermm

Well it's stuff I USED to do.

We need a girl in here to confer with, I feel like it's a dick fest and I need some vaginal input. ermmnone

I have a huge suspicion you still do most of those things.

I concur, get Irene in here. creepermm

I brought my mattress into my front room to beat up a pillow last weekend. I can get you a video if you want.

131wank

crylaugh

You made my day. ermmhappy

I was being serious, I just have to unhide it on Youtube. 😐 haermm