The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

****ing auto correct. tantrum

GETTING ON KMC ON YOUR PHONE

LOL

My tablet, actually.

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Don't you roll your eyes at me mister.

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP ROLLING MY EYES

I drank some plum juice.

I née to poo now.

Stop doing that.

salute

And drink some pepto

Yeah I'm over it already.

You know what really works? Those tablets you dissolve

I WANTED TO CLEAN OUT MY ****ING SYSTEM, THAT'S WHY I DRANK PLUM JUICE, WTF NIGGA, WHY DON'T YOU GET THAT????

Wtf is this cleaning out my system business?

You've never tried a body cleansing system? I do it for my health, and once a year for a week, well five days.

It's a mix I dissolve in water, I take it twice a day. And all I can do is drink liquids for five days. Sucks balls, but it detoxes my system.

No, I don't know any normal people that do that.

Explain.

Do it, now.

First time I did it, I dropped 20lbs. haermm

Well, I used to be real fat, like 340lbs, and I got tired of being that large, so I started eating better, and working out. When I was down to 230lbs, my doctor told me to try a colon/detox powder mix. He said I'd benefit from some detoxing, since some foods stay in your colon for long periods of time. I dropped 20 lbs, and felt like a starving kid from Africa, but damn did I feel good. You wouldn't believe the shit that comes out of you, I think I saw gum that I ate when I was five.

Ew.

I have a BMI of like 19, I don't know if it's healthy for me to do that haermm

Consult a doctor.

But seriously, get in shape.

Skinny is a shape.