The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

haermm

Just remember, there is nothing to fear from a vagina that a doctor can't cure.

Unless its HIV. noneermm

The odds of a cute little white mormon girl having HIV is astronomical. ermmnone

The odds of a cute little racist Mormon girl being interested in making the beast with two backs with you, astronomical. noneermm

WE AREN'T A WASIS PEOPLE

Also the ward I'm in is seriously like a 3:1 girl to dude ratio, I'd have to be gay to not find a date this semester.

I'll remember you said that.

Well damn.

Indeed.

Well at least I have until May haermm

In the interest of fairness, I'll give you til the end of fall semester.

Haermm

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY

THAT YOU'LL FLAKE OUT AND NOT GET ANY HOT MORMON ASS.

BARKER

DOES NOT

FLAKE

OUT

LIAR.

Well if I don't have a date by May I'll just commit sudoku anyway ~haermmsrug~

How about I just go to Utah and euthanize you?

That would be ok.

You fold like an origami swan.

Please respond.

Sorry.

I made progress today. I talked to that sort of androgynous girl.

We will call her Madison.

Androgynous?

Does she look like boy George or something?