The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

Bracket doesn't always lead to something good.

I need to take that out, too lazy ATM.

Thanks Anita.

upb

😂

haermm?

My gn shipped today.

It's 2012.

Yeah so?

So what's a gn?

Galaxy Nexus

Just call it a Nexus abccoffee

That's not its name.

~costanza~

I got a work Blackberry.

And an account with Verizon, from work.

So far so good.

I also received my katana I ordered back in November.

Its ****ing sharp, cut through my lamp like butter.

I also received my straight razor shave kit.

Here's hoping I don't slice off my face.

Last package is from my mom.

She sent me my Darth Vader helmet I had bought like back in 2003.

😐

😐 Damn, christmas came late haermm

None of that was for Christmas.

Darth Vader helmet?

You could talk just like James Earl Jones.

Thanks, I will.