The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

I'm seriously considering making a meatloaf.

ermmnone

I haven't eaten today.

Its in the oven right now, and I'm making mashed potatoes.

For one? ermmsad

Well not exactly, but I am the only one eating.

That whore I had a date with cancelled on me, I think my ex is bad mouthing me to everyone.

Move to NC and mack on Honks.

That name is rediculous, and I couldn't be associated with it.

I'm not the one that coined the phrase mack.

I was reffering to honks. upb

Oh.

Yeah Roland coined that.

So whats her real name?

Because honks sounds uber retarded.

Emilee

I once banged an Emily.

She wasn't that good. ermmnone

Keep me updated on that, please.

That was the only info you need.

Did you buy effing tickets yet

To what?

effing

effing

effing

Whats wrong with you boy?

srug

haermm