Originally posted by Thoren
harry barker awoke suddenly, he had been dreaming of a fat squat bald man, crying about someone, or something. He knew he was scared, but he couldn't remember why.He had the strange feeling that someone was dead. The lightening scar on his forehead was causing him so much pain, he couldn't think straight, which was fine, because he procrastinated so much, he hardly had a thought.
He decided to write to his godfather Sirius Mist, and tell him about his scar hurting, he always wanted to know if there was anything happening out of the norm. Of course Harry Barker wasn't any 14 year old kid, he was a wizard, and he attended Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, with his best friends Roland Weasley, and Syren Granger.
Harry wrote down with ink and quill that he had a rather disturbing dream, involving David Beckham, and Proffessor Dumbledore....he thought it odd that Dumbledore had a poster of a footballer in his bedroom.
Anyway he was getting sidetracked, he wrote also about his scar hurting and his current dream. He woke up hedwig, and sent her off to find Sirius Mist.The more Harry Barker dwelled on his dream, the more his scar hurt. He tried to picture what Syren would say...."Harry, I'm going to look up common ailments on old scars, be sure to write to Sirius." And then he thought what Roland would say..."I dunt know mate, maybe I'll ask dad."
Whatever it was, he wasn't going to let it ruin his day. He could barely stand it, Roland had asked harry to come stay with him at a bed and breakfast, bet then said nah nigga, you know I dont play that gay shit. So he would come to rolands house for the rest of the summer.
To be continued
And so harry barker sat in contemplation, wondering what life would be like at the burrow. He had been there once before, but not for long. This summer was one of surprise when harry barker came home, his cousin Baka Dursley, was on a diet, because he ate too many sigs on kmc forums. He had been threatening to do what he'd been planning all along, become as wide as he was tall for meaningless posts. Once found that he was to survive on celery sticks and cottage cheese all summer, he quickly turned to his best friends for help.
Syren Granger sent him a birthday cake, along with some sugar free candies (her parents were muggles, and dentists). Roland Weasley sent him some home made pies and cakes that his mother Kram3r Weasley had made. Even his giant friend Thoren Hagrid, had sent him some rock cakes, which he had left alone, until he was truly in need.
Mr. Weasley, had sent Harry a letter by post, just so harry wouldn't get in anymore trouble. Earlier in the summer, Roland had called harry on the phone, and he clearly didn't know how to use it.
"HELLLOOOOO? IS HARRY BARKER THEIR?
Uncle Vinny Valentine Dursley, looked daggers into harry, and at that moment harry wished he were anywhere but in 4 privet drive.
" WHO IS THIS?" Uncle Vinny shouted back.
"THIS IS ROLAND WEASLEY, I'M A FRIEND OF HARRY'S FROM SCHOOL."
"THERE IS NO HARRY BARKER HERE, DO NOT CALL BACK AND DONOT COME NEAR MY HOUSE OR FAMILY."
Harry had been locked in his old cupboard for two weeks because of that, the only reason he was let out was because uncle vinny's paranoia about harry's kind. This day would be a good one because in the letter, which was covered nearly all in stamps, had said that they would be coming August 1st to get harry for the remainder of the summer. And to expect mr. and mrs. weasley around 5pm.
Harry had all his belongings gathered, and waited. he wondered how they were going to come and get him, were they coming by knight bus, or by apparating. He and his friend roland had crashed their car into the whomping willow, and ever since, it had gone wild in the forbidden Forrest.
He let his mind wander, when he heard a crash from the living room.
" fred, tell george not to come"
Too late, two crashes alerted harry that the weasley twins, fred 'bardock42' weasley, and george 'slay' weasley had already crashed through.
"tell roland to go back...ouuccch."
"Hey, what the hell happened? did we get stuck?"
"No idiot, we're in harry's house, it's just all the lights are out....git."
"Harry....this is Scythe, stand back."
And before he could say anything, the whole of the living room was blasted, and covered in soot. And out came all four weasleys, sprawled on the floor, covered in grate dust.
to be continued
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