Originally posted by Thoren
And so harry barker sat in contemplation, wondering what life would be like at the burrow. He had been there once before, but not for long. This summer was one of surprise when harry barker came home, his cousin Baka Dursley, was on a diet, because he ate too many sigs on kmc forums. He had been threatening to do what he'd been planning all along, become as wide as he was tall for meaningless posts. Once found that he was to survive on celery sticks and cottage cheese all summer, he quickly turned to his best friends for help.Syren Granger sent him a birthday cake, along with some sugar free candies (her parents were muggles, and dentists). Roland Weasley sent him some home made pies and cakes that his mother Kram3r Weasley had made. Even his giant friend Thoren Hagrid, had sent him some rock cakes, which he had left alone, until he was truly in need.
Mr. Weasley, had sent Harry a letter by post, just so harry wouldn't get in anymore trouble. Earlier in the summer, Roland had called harry on the phone, and he clearly didn't know how to use it.
"HELLLOOOOO? IS HARRY BARKER THEIR?
Uncle Vinny Valentine Dursley, looked daggers into harry, and at that moment harry wished he were anywhere but in 4 privet drive.
" WHO IS THIS?" Uncle Vinny shouted back.
"THIS IS ROLAND WEASLEY, I'M A FRIEND OF HARRY'S FROM SCHOOL."
"THERE IS NO HARRY BARKER HERE, DO NOT CALL BACK AND DONOT COME NEAR MY HOUSE OR FAMILY."Harry had been locked in his old cupboard for two weeks because of that, the only reason he was let out was because uncle vinny's paranoia about harry's kind. This day would be a good one because in the letter, which was covered nearly all in stamps, had said that they would be coming August 1st to get harry for the remainder of the summer. And to expect mr. and mrs. weasley around 5pm.
Harry had all his belongings gathered, and waited. he wondered how they were going to come and get him, were they coming by knight bus, or by apparating. He and his friend roland had crashed their car into the whomping willow, and ever since, it had gone wild in the forbidden Forrest.
He let his mind wander, when he heard a crash from the living room.
" fred, tell george not to come"
Too late, two crashes alerted harry that the weasley twins, fred 'bardock42' weasley, and george 'slay' weasley had already crashed through.
"tell roland to go back...ouuccch."
"Hey, what the hell happened? did we get stuck?"
"No idiot, we're in harry's house, it's just all the lights are out....git."
"Harry....this is Scythe, stand back."And before he could say anything, the whole of the living room was blasted, and covered in soot. And out came all four weasleys, sprawled on the floor, covered in grate dust.
to be continued
Mr. Taft Weasley straightened up from the floor, along with bardock, and slay. He pushed his long, queer hair from his face, and gave vinny dursely the NONE face, then touched his but.
"Ecuse me, what is the meaning of this, how dare you come into my home....." Uncle vinny stopped at the site of mr. tatfs wand. He knew harry b. wasn't allowed to do magic as he was under age, but knew very well that a full grown wizard could. The eurotwins crept up from the back ground and took something out of their pocket. Candies of various colored wrappers were strewn all over the floor, they hastly picked them up, and this seemed to give uncle vinny his courage back.
"Look at what you have done to my house, look at the state it is in?"
"Sir, I assure you, I can set everything right, and we can go back to watching FLCL and posting on kmc afterward."
"What the hell are you on about, I don't do flcl, I like devil may cry, and what is this kmc? Sounds like it's for emo losers."
"Harry, are you prepared to leave?" Before Harry could answer, there came an odd gurgling noise coming from behind aunt petunia. Roland, the eurotwins, and harry were all forcing their laughs into coughs, and mr.taft was not amused at all. There were some wrappers on the floor, and by the look of it, dudely had eaten some of the candies the twins had dropped.
He seemed to be having trouble with some big purple thing in his mouth, and every time aunt petunia grabbed it, dudely cried in pain. The twins were absolutely howling with laughter, and mr. taft was not amused, he touched their butts, and noned them. He told them to take harry's trunk, and go back to the burrow. Harry watched as they disappeared in a flash of emerald fire. Roland went next, and then it was just harry and mr. taft. Harry went to the fire and threw the floo powder in, and before he could enter, uncle vinny was shouting and throwing things at mr. taft, and harry.
Harry jumped into the emerald fire, and before he knew it he could barely glimpse 4 privet drive, and he was traveling in the floo network, spinning around like a top. Finally he slowed, and came to a fireplace and spilled out violently on to the stone floor. Greeting of laughter reached his ear, and as he was being lifted to his feet, the twins asked, how long had it gotten?
"About two feet before I jumped into the fire." Applauds for all, and laughter all around, the twins where pleased with themselves.....
to be continued.
Originally posted by Mišt
How you uh, how you comin' on that fanfic you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big fanficl you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.13
Originally posted by Thoren
Mr. Taft Weasley straightened up from the floor, along with bardock, and slay. He pushed his long, queer hair from his face, and gave vinny dursely the NONE face, then touched his but."Ecuse me, what is the meaning of this, how dare you come into my home....." Uncle vinny stopped at the site of mr. tatfs wand. He knew harry b. wasn't allowed to do magic as he was under age, but knew very well that a full grown wizard could. The eurotwins crept up from the back ground and took something out of their pocket. Candies of various colored wrappers were strewn all over the floor, they hastly picked them up, and this seemed to give uncle vinny his courage back.
"Look at what you have done to my house, look at the state it is in?"
"Sir, I assure you, I can set everything right, and we can go back to watching FLCL and posting on kmc afterward."
"What the hell are you on about, I don't do flcl, I like devil may cry, and what is this kmc? Sounds like it's for emo losers.""Harry, are you prepared to leave?" Before Harry could answer, there came an odd gurgling noise coming from behind aunt petunia. Roland, the eurotwins, and harry were all forcing their laughs into coughs, and mr.taft was not amused at all. There were some wrappers on the floor, and by the look of it, dudely had eaten some of the candies the twins had dropped.
He seemed to be having trouble with some big purple thing in his mouth, and every time aunt petunia grabbed it, dudely cried in pain. The twins were absolutely howling with laughter, and mr. taft was not amused, he touched their butts, and noned them. He told them to take harry's trunk, and go back to the burrow. Harry watched as they disappeared in a flash of emerald fire. Roland went next, and then it was just harry and mr. taft. Harry went to the fire and threw the floo powder in, and before he could enter, uncle vinny was shouting and throwing things at mr. taft, and harry.
Harry jumped into the emerald fire, and before he knew it he could barely glimpse 4 privet drive, and he was traveling in the floo network, spinning around like a top. Finally he slowed, and came to a fireplace and spilled out violently on to the stone floor. Greeting of laughter reached his ear, and as he was being lifted to his feet, the twins asked, how long had it gotten?
"About two feet before I jumped into the fire." Applauds for all, and laughter all around, the twins where pleased with themselves.....
to be continued.
With Harry B. and the twins and roland laughing at dudleys misfortune, they had almost forgotten that their father tfat, was still at the dursleys. A pop came from the back kitchen door, and in came taft weasley.
"Boys, what did you think you where doing, you knew that boy was on a diet, yet you purposefully spilled your experiments." mr. taft hardly ever yelled at his children, which was probably why their older brother jacopex weasley was such a douche.
"come on dad, we didn't mean to"
"don't even try to cover feign innocence, I should tell your mother."
"Tell me what taft dear?" "Have these two been misbehaving again?"
Mrs. Kramer weasley was a short plump woman, with a kind face, red hair, like her children, and with a look of utter contempt. She knew that if there was a raucous going on, then the twins would be behind it.
"What did they do?" she demanded.
"Nothing kramer dear, just a harmless prank." taft buckled under the look his wife kramer gave him.
"They sort of spilled their sweets on the floor, and harry's cousin ate one, and his tongue swelled to four times it's natural size."
"THEY DID WHAT" mrs. kramer screamed.
"HOW DARE YOU TRY YOUR EXPERIMENTS ON THAT BOY, HE COULD HAVE DIED, WHAT IF YOUR FATHER WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PUT HIM RIGHT? WELL SAY SOMETHING FOR YOURSELVES."
The twins were easily taller and bigger than their mother, but under her gaze, they cowered faster than a snitch up tsure brothers ass.
"What's all this yelling?" rolands younger sister, sancty weasley came in, and blushed at the site of harry, then ran back upstairs.
"give me everything, now."
"But mum?" the twins cried in unison.
"Accio....accio." All of the contents of the twins pockets were revealed, and they grumbled away up to their room.
"Harry dear, nice to see you." said pending american kramer weasley.
"dinner will be in a few minutes, why don't you take your things up to rolands room, you'll be bunking with him."
Harry haermmed at her then left with roland to his bedroom, where ron could see posters of the clevlend browns on the wall.
"Oi mate, aren't the clevelend browns an amercian football team?"
"yeah, i have family in ohio, best poon you can get while in the states."
to be continued......
>tsure's brother
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>Harry haermmed at her then left with roland to his bedroom, where ron could see posters of the clevlend browns on the wall.
"Oi mate, aren't the clevelend browns an amercian football team?"
"yeah, i have family in ohio, best poon you can get while in the states."
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