Who is Impediment?

The man, the mystery, the...........poster. In just one paragraph, describe who you think Impediment is, both inside and out. Remember to be elaborate, too.

That which impedes or hinders progress, motion, activity, or effect. 😐

Impediment is a person, or human being as we call them, who resides on the planet called Earth. He eats food by chewing and swallowing in order to provide his body with nutrients to sustain life. He also drinks water to stay hydrated. He also sleeps on a regular basis.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Impediment is a person, or human being as we call them, who resides on the planet called Earth. He eats food by chewing and swallowing in order to provide his body with nutrients to sustain life. He also drinks water to stay hydrated. He also sleeps on a regular basis.

He sleeps? You learn something new everyday.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
He sleeps? You learn something new everyday.

He sleeps with a waffle iron. 😉

Impediment is a man (probably)....he is a guard at a prison (i think)......he likes DVDs and Bill Hicks (most likely)........he lives in Texas (so I've heard)........he has a kid and a super hot girlfriend (i suppose).........and as i learnt today a third nipple (which is suspect to speculation).....thats it.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
He sleeps with a waffle iron. 😉

While plugged in, too.

Originally posted by Impediment
The man, the mystery, the...........poster. In just one paragraph, describe who [b]you think Impediment is, both inside and out. Remember to be elaborate, too. [/B]

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
He sleeps with a waffle iron. 😉

Originally posted by Impediment
While plugged in, too.

That confirms everything I ever thought about him.

Originally posted by Impediment
While plugged in, too.

🤘

Extra big....................for her pleasure.

Originally posted by Impediment
Extra big....................for her pleasure.

You're so thoughtful.blushing

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're so thoughtful.blushing

I gotta start taking notes. *goes and buys waffle iron*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I gotta start taking notes. *goes and buys waffle iron*

No sweetie I've seen you naked you need two to make up for it.mhm

Ohhhhhhhh.................nudity. droolio

Originally posted by The Pict
and as i learnt today a third nipple (which is suspect to speculation).....thats it.

I posted a pic, didn't I? I never said it was a full out and grown one. Thats just gross! 😛

self praize is no recomendation, did i mention i rock?

Impediment is the guy who lives in the fridge, he keeps all the beer cold, and he turns on the light when I open the door. Without Impediment, I would have no cold beer and I wouldn't be able to see what I was getting out of the fridge! 😱

Originally posted by Impediment
The man, the mystery, the...........poster. In just one paragraph, describe who [b]you think Impediment is, both inside and out. Remember to be elaborate, too. [/B]

Originally posted by Mišt
Impediment is the guy who lives in the fridge, he keeps all the beer cold, and he turns on the light when I open the door. Without Impediment, I would have no cold beer and I wouldn't be able to see what I was getting out of the fridge! 😱

Impediment!? Isn't he that pimp-ass nigga from three blocks down? I heard his teeth were made out of gold and he sleeps on a huge pile of money with the play-mate of the month. Also, I believe he released his own brand of Hot sauce...or so the rumours say.