Originally posted by Nevermind
Lies make baby Jesus cry. 😐
Thats actually a false rumourhmm
See, one day, when breastfeeding baby Jesus, Mary stopped to burp him. When she held him up, he jerked his legs, and cried out 'Hey *****, gimme ma milk!'. Mary, in shock, lifted her son up to see his face. In that moment, he took his tiny hand, and tore off his face, revealing it to be a mask. The true face was none other than Chuck Norris. He then roundhouse kicked her for not giving him more boob juice.
And so, baby Jesus can never cry, as he is in fact Chuck Norris, and we all know Chuck Norris has never shed a single tear.
Originally posted by MištWhat? You got that from 'the Chuck Norris holy book of sporks' didn't you? Unfortunately, that has been a false document. Y'see, there never really was a Chuck Norris! Jesus put it in our minds so we know what true power is. Then he printed out his book, all about Chuck Norris. However, the Babylonians didn't like this, so they started all those rumours about Jesus.
Thats actually a false rumourhmmSee, one day, when breastfeeding baby Jesus, Mary stopped to burp him. When she held him up, he jerked his legs, and cried out 'Hey *****, gimme ma milk!'. Mary, in shock, lifted her son up to see his face. In that moment, he took his tiny hand, and tore off his face, revealing it to be a mask. The true face was none other than Chuck Norris. He then roundhouse kicked her for not giving him more boob juice.
And so, baby Jesus can never cry, as he is in fact Chuck Norris, and we all know Chuck Norris has never shed a single tear.
1. Him being a baby
2. Him being the son of god
3. Him being a Jew
4. Him being gay
5. His beard
(Jesus was hairless)
Originally posted by Mištshock
Fridgeman and Impediment are one and the sameermm Its true, I asked Fridgeman to take off his mask and it turned out to be Impedimentermm
Originally posted by Nevermind
Impediment!? Isn't he that pimp-ass nigga from three blocks down? I heard his teeth were made out of gold and he sleeps on a huge pile of money with the play-mate of the month. Also, I believe he released his own brand of Hot sauce...or so the rumours say.
Actually, it was Catsup. But it'sHOT!!
Originally posted by Mišt
Thats actually a false rumourhmmSee, one day, when breastfeeding baby Jesus, Mary stopped to burp him. When she held him up, he jerked his legs, and cried out 'Hey *****, gimme ma milk!'. Mary, in shock, lifted her son up to see his face. In that moment, he took his tiny hand, and tore off his face, revealing it to be a mask. The true face was none other than Chuck Norris. He then roundhouse kicked her for not giving him more boob juice.
And so, baby Jesus can never cry, as he is in fact Chuck Norris, and we all know Chuck Norris has never shed a single tear.
Word.
Originally posted by Impediment
Just look at my profile and make something up!!
as you wish.
impediment can doesn't use AOL, msn can bite him, he was born on January 13th, 1980, he is male and he's a resindent evil DVD collector, his odd ball humour is only succeeded by his love for metal music, he is usually found in the Movie, DVD, horror forums, he strives on with a big cheesy smirk and a non alchoholant attidude, all the while giving props to his KMC brother and sisters, not forgetting his personal hero, Bill Hicks.
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