Who is Impediment?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Look guy whatever all I'm saying it that you freaked me out.schmoll

Well, to be honest, you and your mom offering freaked me out a bit as well..I know, I didn't have to accept...but still, kind of weird.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, to be honest, you and your mom offering freaked me out a bit as well..I know, I didn't have to accept...but still, kind of weird.

That offer expired the minute your pants came off and it was apparent you didn't have enough to serve one let alone two.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That offer expired the minute your pants came off and it was apparent you didn't have enough to serve one let alone two.

Well, maybe if you'd look better. I mean it's not your fault, but you really let yourself go a bit lately.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That offer expired the minute your pants came off and it was apparent you didn't have enough to serve one let alone two.

😆 😂 OMG, that is brilliant.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😆 😂 OMG, that is brilliant.

I hate you. Although I must admit, a severe blow.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, maybe if you'd look better. I mean it's not your fault, but you really let yourself go a bit lately.

That's true. I mean had I stayed in shape I never would have been in the predicament of being so desperate as to think to turn to you for sex.weep

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😆 😂 OMG, that is brilliant.

You have a habit of walking in on this.😛

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's true. I mean had I stayed in shape I never would have been in the predicament of being so desperate as to think to turn to you for sex.weep

Even if I had offered twice the money you usually get?

Originally posted by Bardock42
I hate you. Although I must admit, a severe blow.

I've never given you any type of blow, severe or not.

Besides, you're still my best friend, you just never talk to me.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's true. I mean had I stayed in shape I never would have been in the predicament of being so desperate as to think to turn to you for sex.weep

You have a habit of walking in on this.😛

I do, don't I?

Hehe...kinda like when you're getting undressed and stuff!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Even if I had offered twice the money you usually get?

Sweetie for what you weren't packing you'd have to give me at least 8x my rate. 1 for every inch you should have had.

Originally posted by Impediment
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*EDIT*

Originally posted by Impediment
dude...what the hell???

I'm sorry sweetie we did kinda take over your thread huh?😮

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I've never given you any type of blow, severe or not.

Besides, you're still my best friend, you just never talk to me.

Not you, LF....

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sweetie for what you weren't packing you'd have to give me at least 8x my rate. 1 for every inch you should have had.

Come on, you know I can't spent 4$ for that, it's jsut not worth it, besides don't you think 20 inches might just be a little much for you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Not you, LF....

Come on, you know I can't spent 4$ for that, it's jsut not worth it, besides don't you think 20 inches might just be a little much for you?

Sweetie I told you when measuring your prick you never start from the belly button

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm sorry sweetie we did kinda take over your thread huh?😮

No no no. Thats wasnt me who posted that. I just edited it.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sweetie I told you when measuring your prick you never start from the belly button

Well, when measuring your age you don't start with -30 either.

You can cut the love with a knife in here. 😍

Originally posted by Impediment
You can cut the love with a knife in here. 😍

Dude, stop with the lame jokes or I will cut your love with a knife....

Ironic...I know 🙁

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude, stop with the lame jokes or I will cut your love with a knife....

Make sure it's a butter knife. 😉

Originally posted by Impediment
No no no. Thats wasnt me who posted that. I just edited it.

The who?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, when measuring your age you don't start with -30 either.

30 isn't that the circumference of your A-hole after that night with the carnies?