Captain America vs Wonder Woman

*sigh* Spite thread. Wonder Woman crushes his skull into the ground before he can begin to move.

But then again...he DID floor Rune King Thor 😖hifty: .

Just kidding.

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Originally posted by Soljer
*sigh* Spite thread. 😄

I'm just taking it to it's logical conclusion.

Originally posted by Skeets
Cap wins 10/10 the guy can throw his shield at the speed of light nuff said.

Captain America tosses his shield at WW. Despite being able to deflect bullets, the 70 mph shield hits Diana at a precise nerve cluster with an area diameter of .000002 millimeters and causes her to have a seizure.

Cap wins! 😄

Spite thread.
We all know that Wondy can't take 3/10 from Wolverine, so hows she gonna take it from his superior in Cap??

One shield toss and she's back on the rag.
Plus Caps outfit is so much better than a bathing suit/unitard/onepiece.

She looks like a hooker. A cheap one at that.

He sends her back to her mannish females island with a easy sonning.

This Wonder Woman overestimation is mindboggling indeed.

I wonder if Captain America can fly if he throws his shield hard enough... and keeps a hold of it.

Yeah, he probably can, now that I think of it.

Well... Wolverine slashed Silver Surfer, and he resisted the Phoenix, so if Cap's can put him on his ass, then what's Diana compared to that, she'll look like a peak human.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Well... Wolverine slashed Silver Surfer, and he resisted the Phoenix, so if Cap's can put him on his ass, then what's Diana compared to that, she'll look like a peak human.

Originally posted by Broly92
Exactly Wolverine wins 😄

When did wolverine slash the silver surfer? does anyone have screens?

Well actually he gutted him, I don't have a scanner however.

cap wins 5/10 at least..the jobber aura has to count for something.

Originally posted by Priest
cap wins 5/10 at least..the jobber aura has to count for something.

Apparently Batman took out wonderwan with a nerve Strike, and batman and Capts Jobber auras are about equal, so I see Capt at least taking 8-9/10 here by way of pressure point strikes that WW cannot evade even though she can keep up with Superman in a fight.

Originally posted by H. S. 6
I wonder if Captain America can fly if he throws his shield hard enough... and keeps a hold of it.

Yeah, he probably can, now that I think of it.

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Nice try guys.

Wonder Woman could effortlessly catch the shield and throw it right back, cutting Captain America's head right off. And if things really get it out of hand, she'll just pull a Maxlord and twist his head right off.

Originally posted by MrHeavySilence
Nice try guys.

Wonder Woman could effortlessly catch the shield and throw it right back, cutting Captain America's head right off. And if things really get it out of hand, she'll just pull a Maxlord and twist his head right off.

Wonder Woman isn't strong enough to get past his aura. Duh!

You mean Cap will pull a ThorxMJOLNIR with his shield...?

Originally posted by Superboy Prime
You mean Cap will pull a ThorxMJOLNIR with his shield...?

Precisely, my dear boy... precisely...

😠 UG Ihate you all. 😛

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
😠 UG Ihate you all. 😛

Alright, here's how it goes down....

Wonder Woman flies at him close to the speed of light wanting to kick the crap outta Cap badly. Captain then somehow manages to get his shield up in time before she can reach him. It's as if he has the power of the writers themselves!! Wonder Woman smashes into Captain America's shield, shattering all of her teeth.

Then, after she gets up, she decides to lasso him up. She pulls out the lasso and manages to get him in the lasso.

Wonder Woman: HA! Now you have to tell the truth...

Captain America: Silly primitave woman... you can't summon the truth out of the American spirit. And I'm the living embodiment of that patriotism!!!!!

Captain America then casually takes the lasso off of him, and cracks WW right in the jaw. He leaves WW a red, white, and blue mess on the ground.

THE END!