Captain America vs Wonder Woman

Originally posted by batdude123
Alright, here's how it goes down....

Wonder Woman flies at him close to the speed of light wanting to kick the crap outta Cap badly. Captain then somehow manages to get his shield up in time before she can reach him. It's as if he has the power of the writers themselves!! Wonder Woman smashes into Captain America's shield, shattering all of her teeth.

Then, after she gets up, she decides to lasso him up. She pulls out the lasso and manages to get him in the lasso.

Wonder Woman: HA! Now you have to tell the truth...

Captain America: Silly primitave woman... you can't summon the truth out of the American spirit. And I'm the living embodiment of that patriotism!!!!!

Captain America then casually takes the lasso off of him, and cracks WW right in the jaw. He leaves WW a red, white, and blue mess on the ground.

THE END!

Originally posted by batdude123
Alright, here's how it goes down....

Wonder Woman flies at him close to the speed of light wanting to kick the crap outta Cap badly. Captain then somehow manages to get his shield up in time before she can reach him. It's as if he has the power of the writers themselves!! Wonder Woman smashes into Captain America's shield, shattering all of her teeth.

Then, after she gets up, she decides to lasso him up. She pulls out the lasso and manages to get him in the lasso.

Wonder Woman: HA! Now you have to tell the truth...

Captain America: Silly primitave woman... you can't summon the truth out of the American spirit. And I'm the living embodiment of that patriotism!!!!!

Captain America then casually takes the lasso off of him, and cracks WW right in the jaw. He leaves WW a red, white, and blue mess on the ground.

THE END!

herbshock

Originally posted by batdude123
Alright, here's how it goes down....

Wonder Woman flies at him close to the speed of light wanting to kick the crap outta Cap badly. Captain then somehow manages to get his shield up in time before she can reach him. It's as if he has the power of the writers themselves!! Wonder Woman smashes into Captain America's shield, shattering all of her teeth.

Then, after she gets up, she decides to lasso him up. She pulls out the lasso and manages to get him in the lasso.

Wonder Woman: HA! Now you have to tell the truth...

Captain America: Silly primitave woman... you can't summon the truth out of the American spirit. And I'm the living embodiment of that patriotism!!!!!

Captain America then casually takes the lasso off of him, and cracks WW right in the jaw. He leaves WW a red, white, and blue mess on the ground.

THE END!

You forget the Capt "I'll find a way" speech? 😛

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Do you know whats really sad? That could probably actually happen in a Captain America comic...

herbshock

I know. 😛

Originally posted by ExodusCloak
You forget the Capt "I'll find a way" speech? 😛

OH YEAH! doh 😆

wow cap loeses

Cap has a huge jobber aura but don't knock his speaches 😐

Originally posted by Broly92
Cap has a huge jobber aura but don't knock his speaches 😐

Course not his solution to the Wanda Maximoff problem was priceless...joking aside though he can be quite cool in his own little unique way.

Hey Captain America would find a way. Thats what he does. Thats his special ability.

I see no point in arguing for cap under the current stipulations, b/c the outcome is obvious, cap loses super hard 10/10. However this thread did make me realize that a powerless wonderwoman vs cap might actually be a good fight....

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Standard forum rules, no prep, PIS, CIS etc.

She has all her weapons. All.

🙂

Originally posted by badabing
What the hell?!? He loses, big time.

You're wrong, so wrong. Especially if this is Ultimate Captain, then it would be even worse for WW!

Originally posted by Soleran
You're wrong, so wrong. Especially if this is Ultimate Captain, then it would be even worse for WW!

Originally posted by badabing
Wow, how could I have been so blind?

Seriously, thats what I was thinking! 🏴‍☠️ 😖hifty:

Originally posted by batdude123
Alright, here's how it goes down....

Wonder Woman flies at him close to the speed of light wanting to kick the crap outta Cap badly. Captain then somehow manages to get his shield up in time before she can reach him. It's as if he has the power of the writers themselves!! Wonder Woman smashes into Captain America's shield, shattering all of her teeth.

Then, after she gets up, she decides to lasso him up. She pulls out the lasso and manages to get him in the lasso.

Wonder Woman: HA! Now you have to tell the truth...

Captain America: Silly primitave woman... you can't summon the truth out of the American spirit. And I'm the living embodiment of that patriotism!!!!!

Captain America then casually takes the lasso off of him, and cracks WW right in the jaw. He leaves WW a red, white, and blue mess on the ground.

THE END!

😖hifty:

Originally posted by batdude123
Alright, here's how it goes down....

Wonder Woman flies at him close to the speed of light wanting to kick the crap outta Cap badly. Captain then somehow manages to get his shield up in time before she can reach him. It's as if he has the power of the writers themselves!! Wonder Woman smashes into Captain America's shield, shattering all of her teeth.

Then, after she gets up, she decides to lasso him up. She pulls out the lasso and manages to get him in the lasso.

Wonder Woman: HA! Now you have to tell the truth...

Captain America: Silly primitave woman... you can't summon the truth out of the American spirit. And I'm the living embodiment of that patriotism!!!!!

Captain America then casually takes the lasso off of him, and cracks WW right in the jaw. He leaves WW a red, white, and blue mess on the ground.

THE END!

Originally posted by badabing
God bless you sir. 😄

😆

Bump.

The good old Captain beats her to a pulp 10/10. 😗 🥷 🏴‍☠️

Whereas Tony Stark plays the part of the alcoholic dad of the Bendisverse, Steve Rogers is the kind of dad who can make you pee your pants in shame by standing in front of a backdrop of the American flag and staring you down, all because you weren't patriotic enough to satisfy him. It seems that if Cap stands around posing with his shield long enough, he'll eventually make the bad guys cry.