Why wasn't I told about this? herbeyes
Originally posted by Barker
WTMFBJ?Why wasn't I told about this? herbeyes
WOW.
Lulz, bump, sorry, I like looking at this thread, remember this thread yeah, it was funny, Barker is a loser though, stopped making it, just like Harry Potter fan fictions he writes. Good times, good times, some were bad, but it was mostly good, at least I think, I use to write for this, yeah, Barker was seeking Dusty's attention, good job, it worked, too bad he fails at the newspaper though, yeah, not a good writer, that's why he stopped with the fan fic, not good, understand, okay, thanks for that Barker, bye. jockey
When one thinks about Utah, I naturally think of a giant dildo crashing the sun, then again who doesn't in this crazy worker day world? This reporter, known for his testicles will donate a Barker to every Roland who shows his penis to people in Adelaide. Because they like that thing, or so I hear, I wouldn't know, it's a sealed off area for gays, I'm not gay, so I'm not in there. This has been a delightful day and I hope you paid the admission price like noted outside. jockey
What can I say about Kram3r that hasnt already been said, which is nothing, because Kram3r is a big ball of nothing, come to think of it its impossible to have a big ball of nothing, because if you had nothing how could you make a big ball out of it, its this kind of illogical thinking that the people of Sydney have come to adopt in their everyday life, kind of like their reverse angle parkings, and their Opera Houses (its not even a house is it? No one lives there, you dont see Joe Schmoe walking down the street saying 'yeah thats my place, its got a pool out the back, double driveway, reverse cycle airconditioning', no, you know why, cause its not a house), and at the end of the day, Kram3r likes penis, and if you were a Kram3r, you'd like penis too. This is Barker live in Tokyo. jockey
There once was a thing called Mist. Yes, it's true. He sucked at parking and envied a place called Sydney, that's in Australia, a dingo ate a baby there once and they receive phone calls from various international drainage commissions from the USA. Anyway, he was frustrated a lot and decided to just ***** about where this guy (who apparently likes penis), Kram3r, lives, because, in reality, it's better than anywhere in Australia.
That's the back story, where is Mist now? Is Mist a massive cock who pre-ejaculates when he sees old women with saggy boobs? No, **** no, Mist is less than that. He quit his job blowing leaves and had a lot of bills to pay so he had to do what every man who lives on the opposite side of the world, where no one lives does. **** himself. **** himself so much that he can ejaculate in his own ass so that some day, just some day, he could write something as gay as me about another man's penis. I mean, he already talks about Kram3r liking penis, so why not enjoy it? You know, take it up his own bum, experiment with the gayness, get use to it, understand it. Yeah that was an exciting day that ended with Irene saying Barker gives better head and Mist left alone playing Warhammer in his sandbox. This is General Zachery Taylor, kthanxbai. jockey
Mist realized he had lost the war, Kram3r won. This is much like life. For you see, the penis is mightier than the vagina. Mist is the biggest vagina I know, I am the biggest penis. What does that say about contemporary society of Adelaide and Mist's Warhammer collection? Nothing. Just like the value of those stupid pieces of plastic and metal Mist collects and the piece of land he stands/sits on. Sad, I know, but take comfort in knowing that he works cooking chicken, and frying chips and that he'll make some more chicken after it is finished because people will like his chicken, unlike his crappy painted Warhammer collection. Yes, it's all good and I for one am Happy. Happy about what? Many things, but I'll only state one. The thing is love, if you have a penis you can give love, if you have a vagina (like Mist) you receive it. So I give love to Mist. Or in a more common folk speech "**** him". Thank you, this as been an honor, enjoy the dinner, I made it myself, yes, I make omelets. Great, right? jockey
Originally posted by Kram3r
Mist realized he had lost the war, Kram3r won. This is much like life. For you see, the penis is mightier than the vagina. Mist is the biggest vagina I know, I am the biggest penis. What does that say about contemporary society of Adelaide and Mist's Warhammer collection? Nothing. Just like the value of those stupid pieces of plastic and metal Mist collects and the piece of land he stands/sits on. Sad, I know, but take comfort in knowing that he works cooking chicken, and frying chips and that he'll make some more chicken after it is finished because people will like his chicken, unlike his crappy painted Warhammer collection. Yes, it's all good and I for one am Happy. Happy about what? Many things, but I'll only state one. The thing is love, if you have a penis you can give love, if you have a vagina (like Mist) you receive it. So I give love to Mist. Or in a more common folk speech "**** him". Thank you, this as been an honor, enjoy the dinner, I made it myself, yes, I make omelets. Great, right? jockey
tl;dr: Kram3r is God.
Originally posted by BarkerThat seems like forever ago. Id forgotten about it.
WTMFBJ?Why wasn't I told about this? herbeyes